It's probably a bad sign when...

It's probably a bad sign when one goes into a strip club and more eyes are on the TV than on the stage. OK, it was Red Sox-Wankees, but the Sox were getting their asses kicked and some distraction seemed appropriate. Problem was, the talent hid in the dressing room or chatted up their boyfriends (btw, that Sonny Corleone wannabee look is sooo tacky, even in mobbed-up Revere) whenever they weren't onstage. Drink prices were reasonable; $30.00 lap dance prices were not, especially when the girl firmly puts your hands on the chair and says "no touching." Not that there was much to want to touch. There was some attractive talent on stage now and then, but after someone introduces herself by thrusting her asshole in my face, I tend to reconsider the relationship.