this dingy venue of female pulchritude...

this dingy venue of female pulchritude has featured more than its fair share of super sub-par, snaggle-toothed wildebeests over the years, pasty-white and adipose ectoplasm complete with big librarian glasses and clunky clod-hoppers. there've been precious few dental plans in evidence and what teeth are on display may be nicotine stained and mal-odorous. when they'd stop by to rifle your pockets, it would be the same ole' siren song of neglect and 'no money.' shocking. but all that's been changing, one by one the deplorables have been lopped-off, and the talent has been on a marked (young, slender, personable and willing) upswing for the past six or eight months. some brazilians have been sprinkled in, and a few transplants from other, less tolerant clubs in the area who are forced to compete with the superior customer service standards south of the border. so the better lookers and possibly a continuous long stream of good internet buzz produces a SRO crowd of god-forsaken horn-dogs on a rainy wednesday aft in spring. but the spoils will only go to the most aggressive stool pigeons because the gurls (on an SRO day) are severely outnumbered and have terrible work ethics to boot. still, over-all, a bare-bones, value-oriented stop for action loving gents not hung up on hygiene or amenities.