just a word of warning to...

just a word of warning to first time commuters to this most worthwhile destination-it is an altogether unpleasant introduction to 'the you can't get there from here' jersey road design by committee-of asylum inmates that is. you will be introduced to cut-outs, switchbacks, u-turns, jug-handles, multiple circles (from hell), divided hiways, unnamed roads, roads with three names, no signage, preposterously excess and mind-fucking signage, major hiways that should tie in with the interstate but don't...all while being tailgated by the local kamikaze pilots who're just as lost as you but too deranged to admit it...your GPS may explode right off your dash...if you are lucky enough to finally arrive at the gates of paradise you will be in dire need of drink...and twice fucked if you did not have the foresight to BYO...because the last thing you need is to go out again and find some..but the glories which await you inside almost compensate for the trouble in arriving..opens at four and only nickle cover til seven...some fetching sisters, a couple trailer park sallies, a little euro-trash, brasilianos at nite, in surroundings fit for a king..the byzantine CD area is dark, spacious, private and conducive to all manner of perversions...so buckle yours in, brave the madness and point your ride towards this wonderland in the wasteland of marvelous south jersey..