Reviews by Teller

It was time for my periodic visit to Flamingo. I hadn't been there for a while, and I was in the neighborhood on a Monday afternoon. Perhaps it was the time of the…

It must have been desperation time, because I ended up at the LA Grand again. I spend most of my club time at Club Fantasy, but on this particular night, it was desolate. So I…

It appears that the popularity of Hostess Clubs in LA in waning. It makes sense because there is not much to be had mileage-wise in these clubs since LE has bee monitoring them closely.…

I headed here from the California Girls club on Brookhurst. I figured this old reliable club had to be decent on a Saturday night. Wrong! More porkers than at California Girls.…

A desperate Saturday night. I had to be desperate to go into this club. After being patted down (something new these days in Orange County clubs?) I paid the $10 fee and went…

LA Grand is not a club I go to very often, just once in a while. I will stop in from time to time to see what's available. I went last Tuesday. Not…

I won't go into the details of how the club works, because that has been covered very well in some recent and not so recent reviews. I have been coming to this club for…

I rarely visit this club, even though I kinda like it. So I had to check my last review of it. My gawd! It was in 2011. I wasn't lying about visiting infrequently.…

On a recent trip to the Detroit area, I visited two clubs, Players and Penthouse, my longtime must-visit places when I'm in town. I have already reviewed Players, so that leaves Penthouse. I…

This is the first time I've been to Michigan since last September. Therefore, it's the first time I've been to Players since the remodeling. I will forego the physical description, so well done by…

I check into the Flamingo periodically, mostly when I think about it, which is not that often. Recently I visited on Thursday from 11:30 PM till closing, and also on a Tuesday evening.…

Surprisingly enough, Players was the one club on this trip to Michigan where I had an ok experience. It was fair to middling, but compared to other clubs that I visited (Penthouse, Flight Club,…

Some reviewers have noted (and I agree with them) that The Penthouse culture has shifted radically. I agree that the quality of dancers has diminished. Older, fatter, harder, much more mercenary. Well,…

Flight Club was one of five clubs I visited on this trip to Michigan. I actually visited three times, once on Friday evening and twice in the afternoon on Wednesday and Thursday. All…

Playhouse used to be one of my favorite clubs, but that was a while ago. I agree with other posters who say that this club has seen better days and that it isn't worth…

On a very recent trip to Michigan, I visited five clubs. Landing Strip was one of them. I had seen reviews that seemed to suggest that this club was on a comeback.…

Last time I was in this club before was in May and things haven't changed that much. There were some girls I hadn't seen before, but the songs were just as short and the…

I have been coming to Players for longer than TUSCL has been around. And now I visit every time I'm in town, since I don't live in the area. This time I came…

This trip to Southeastern Michigan was a little disappointing as far as the strip club scene was concerned. Even my favorite, Penthouse, was not that great. I actually visited three times, a Tuesday…

This is the first time I've been to Flight Club since the re-model. I visited twice, on a Tuesday afternoon and then again the next day, Wednesday afternoon. Both days were pretty much the…

Inspired by the encouraging reviews of local clubs, I decided to take a chance on Flamingo, even though I have been sour on strip clubs in Southern California for quite some time. It was…

There were three clubs on my agenda to visit on this Tuesday afternoon: Flamingo, Sahara, and Taboo. This is my impression of Taboo. First, it's pretty hard to find, so you have to…

This is the third of three clubs I ventured to visit this afternoon in Anaheim. All three (Flamingo, Taboo, and Sahara) were a complete waste of time, although Flamingo had enough to have me…

It's been quite a while since I've visited Jet Strip, and I'm generally turned off by strip clubs in Southern California. But being in a nostalgic mood, I decided to revisit the site of…

For anyone who has not visited Fantasy, it is not a strip club but a hostess dancing club. Girls are available to dance with or spend time with on couches, at the rate of…