Posts by Raincoat

I need help from you Michiganers because TUSCL is no longer searchable by club type. My tastes seem to be a little different than many TUSCL regulars. The ideal club will have the following: -Mostly white girls -Nude - like spread eagle…

Dancers follow the age old stripping formula of first dancing clothed, then for awhile topless, and then for awhile nude. Some have added a fourth step that I have started to see at clubs where they focus on showing you…

Do you know any erectile dysfunction sufferers that have had an internal penile pump installed? What affect does it have on the pleasure derived from a lap dance? If a dancer squeezes your balls, can she accidentally deflate it?

A recent review of a Fargo club mentioned topless waitress night, and another discussion topic is about stripclubs that serve good food. This got me thinking about restaurants with topless waitresses. I remember reading about them in Playboy when I…

We have so much interest in high mileage and extras that I think that I may have forgotten about the simple pleasure of seeing really beautiful young dancers getting naked. I was reminded of that pleasure recently when I saw…

These shows that take place at normal bars for a few hours at a time are becoming more difficult to find. I think that the two in Back of the Yards have closed so I need your help finding replacements.…

A kid who just visited his first strip club will almost surely over rate the club. Even seasoned hobbyists often give skewed ratings. For example, I always appreciate dennyspade's practical and informative reviews, but he just rated AllStars in McCook,…

We all complain about the odd on stage treatment that strippers give to the bachelor when his buddies pay to have him molested. You know, slamming into his lap, writing with markers and whipping him with his belt. None of…

The new welcome page adds an extra step on the way to the TUSCL home page, but I can understand that Founder needs to tell the newbies what they are getting into. We all know that TUSCL is the best site…

What are the best pants to wear for receiving lap dances. Shorts with elastic waste bands are good but I think the dancers think your intent is a little to obvious. I'm thinking maybe black (wet spots don't show) elastic…