Best pants for lap dances.

20 comments

• shadowcat

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  17 years ago

  Whats wrong with being obvious. It eliminates the dancers that I am not interested in. I always wear nylon shorts. I do get compliments for being respectfull of their asses.
• evilcyn

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  17 years ago

  I like when it makes it easier to give you a dance, there is nothing wrong with getting the most out of it, and making it easier on our skin as well..
• ThisOldManPlayed1

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  17 years ago

  I tend to wear 'black' double knit polyester slacks commando style. But, you have to where a long tapered shirt outside the slacks to cover your hard-on after the dance. Isn't that right evilcyn? Oh my, I love Bugsy's!!!
• 99Intrepid

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  17 years ago

  This one is a no-brainer. Since I came to live in the Bronx in 2004, I notice a lot of guys wear "pajama" pants - solid colors, plaids, etc. Jockey makes them and they are super-cheap. Great for weekend TV-watching too. They look and act like running pants but are very thin (good for you), and since they are solid cotton, they are also very very soft (good for her). Wear black or dark blue of course in case of any mishaps.
• Clubber

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  17 years ago

  When I get a lap dance, it is in the VIP, don't have to worry about the pants I wore.
• 99Intrepid

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  17 years ago

  This one is a no-brainer. Since I came to live in the Bronx in 2004, I notice a lot of guys wear "pajama" pants - solid colors, plaids, etc. Jockey makes them and they are super-cheap. Great for weekend TV-watching too. They look and act like running pants but are very thin (good for you), and since they are solid cotton, they are also very very soft (good for her). Wear black or dark blue of course in case of any mishaps.
• 99Intrepid

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  17 years ago

  This one is a no-brainer. Since I came to live in the Bronx in 2004, I notice a lot of guys wear "pajama" pants - solid colors, plaids, etc. Jockey makes them and they are super-cheap. Great for weekend TV-watching too. They look and act like running pants but are very thin (good for you), and since they are solid cotton, they are also very very soft (good for her). Wear black or dark blue of course in case of any mishaps.
• ShotDisc

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  17 years ago

  Shorts if possible. something soft. I have found great cotton,drawstring walking shorts with deep pockets. They go great with golf shirts and sneakers. If I am working, I wear soft Docker type pants. I make sure I leave my belt in the car. I also try to go commando if possible. If not I just push the underwear to one side so I seems like I am going without. Have gotten a number of compliments on a couple of pairs of microfiber type khakis I have worn. They are very soft
• Book Guy

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  17 years ago

  I have a pair of parachute pants, and I have a pair of fairly thin "slacks" of a soft and cool silk / polyester / something knit with side closures rather than a front button and zipper (opens with a double-flap outward like navy gigs). Each maximizes "soft" and "feel-through" effects. But I like Clubber's answer best! :)
• Clubber

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  17 years ago

  Thanks, BG!
• apesht45

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  17 years ago

  Parachute pants? BG do you jump up on the stage and break dance whenever the DJ plays any Michael Jackson? I could sell you a half of a pair of gloves if you are interested...
• Book Guy

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  17 years ago

  No, not "real" parachute pants. Just the pants from a warm-up suit that are silky nylon on the outside, a thin layer of cotton on the inside. It was hip in the 1980s to wear these sorts of outfits for sports, and now the left-overs are ideal for lappers.
• Jpac73

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  17 years ago

  Shotdisc are you sure you want to wear Khakis if you are going Commando? That is too big of a risk of embarrasing myself if the dances are real good.
• ShotDisc

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  17 years ago

  they are either black or navy. and if i have to worry about wetness, that means i had a great time. a trade off i'm willing to make.
• someyoungguysomeyoungguy

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  17 years ago

  I wear these "karate" pants with these a fly of snap buttons. I don't know what the material is made out of, but I think the real plus for the dancer on my lap is that the fly isn't a zipper. I've been trying to find a similar type of pant but can't. Thanks for the advice, guys, but where do you go to buy the pants that you wear to a strip club? Please let me know.
• Book Guy

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  17 years ago

  I have two types. One, the "slacks" (with zipper, sorry) of comfortable material are available at many men's stores. I think the exact pair I got was at a Marshall's, but I'm not sure. I do notice that the more "zoot suit" type of clothing (Steve Harvey line of suits, for example) that often have softer, flouncier fabric, and many more pleats and gathers, is worn primarily by African Americans these days, so inner-city bargain hunting might be a good plan. The other type is a warmup pant. Got it at a soccer supply store, but I'm sure most major sports chains would have something similar.
• AbbieNormal

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  17 years ago

  As I've mentioned before a pair of lined warmups (no fly) worked wonders for my lapdance experience.
• Raincoat

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  17 years ago

  I think 99intrepid has the right idea. All this time I was shopping in the wrong department. I googled 99's sugestion. While I couldn't find the Jockey brand, I did find a nice pair from JC Penney: [view link] They come in large sizes for us overweight guys and come in both black and navy. The only thing is that they have a button fly. Evilcyn, I need your opinion on button the fly.
• Raincoat

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  17 years ago

  I'm still hoping that Evilcyn will give us an opinion about whether or not a button fly is uncomfortable for the dancer during a lap dance.
• Book Guy

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  17 years ago

  Finally! a good reason to have a dancer's opinion represented on the boards. :)