Best pants for lap dances.
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What are the best pants to wear for receiving lap dances. Shorts with elastic waste bands are good but I think the dancers think your intent is a little to obvious. I'm thinking maybe black (wet spots don't show) elastic waste (easy access and won't scratch her ass) running pants (thin material for better sensation). They should also have pockets because you have to keep all that cash somewhere. Unfortunately all the manufacturers make them with white stripes down the sides so you can't pass them off as slacks. Running pants again seem a little obvious for an overweight white guy.
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But I like Clubber's answer best! :)
I've been trying to find a similar type of pant but can't. Thanks for the advice, guys, but where do you go to buy the pants that you wear to a strip club? Please let me know.
The other type is a warmup pant. Got it at a soccer supply store, but I'm sure most major sports chains would have something similar.
They come in large sizes for us overweight guys and come in both black and navy. The only thing is that they have a button fly. Evilcyn, I need your opinion on button the fly.