Bachelor-on-stage Ideas
We all complain about the odd on stage treatment that strippers give to the bachelor when his buddies pay to have him molested. You know, slamming into his lap, writing with markers and whipping him with his belt. None of this sounds like fun for him or us, and their real purpose should be to let him know what he is going to miss. Since club managers and a few strippers follow these discussions, let's give them some better ideas for bachelor-on-stage shows.
Strippers at the Bare Chest in Beloit used to hand-cuff the guy to the stripper pole, blow-up a condom with whipping cream and give him a pretend blow job with the inflated condom positioned at his groin. Now that was entertainment.
At a minimum the girls should make him feel like Hugh Hefner for a few minutes - maybe a couple of topless girls escort him on stage. Maybe they hold him spread eagle while he line-up rotates through giving him mini bed dances. Maybe two girls make out on top of him. Maybe they do this during a shower show. Let's get creative and get this mean thing changed. What stuff have you seen at clubs that you frequent?
Strippers at the Bare Chest in Beloit used to hand-cuff the guy to the stripper pole, blow-up a condom with whipping cream and give him a pretend blow job with the inflated condom positioned at his groin. Now that was entertainment.
At a minimum the girls should make him feel like Hugh Hefner for a few minutes - maybe a couple of topless girls escort him on stage. Maybe they hold him spread eagle while he line-up rotates through giving him mini bed dances. Maybe two girls make out on top of him. Maybe they do this during a shower show. Let's get creative and get this mean thing changed. What stuff have you seen at clubs that you frequent?
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But let's not forget it is entertainment for the rest of the bachelor party. Which is why it probably will stay. But assuming there are at least two stages, you could just go to the other one.
I guess that would be mildly better than what they do now.
In fact, I can't stand it when bachelor parties usurp the show. Do clubs make good money off this shit? Men who don't usually go to strip clubs (and therefore tip less?) sitting around having themselves and their asshole buddy as the center of attention (do dancers get paid to participate in the bachelor-in-a-chair act?) while the rest of us hustle our way off the main floor and into the VIP with some hottie as fast as possible ...
... except that all the best girls are on stage jumping up and down on some dude in a chair.
Grr.
I got one idea to improve the concept. Call up some escort service and have them do it in a private hotel room.
Actually, I don't mind the whole spectacle. I just heckle the whole thing.
I thought this was pretty common but ending the little party by tying the guy's belt around his neck and having him get on all 4's and crawl around the stage with a dancer on his back. Maybe that symbolizes what he has to look forward to. Oh, just remembered I usually hear the DJ have the crowd yell "DUMBASS" to the bachelor instead of what I said earlier.
Maybe if instead of parading the guy around at the end like a mule on all 4's if instead they put a pretty dancer in the chair and get the bachelor off stage. Then show him an example of what his future wife must be doing at her party with all the dancers going at the girl in the chair. Maybe the dancers could bring up phallic shaped large candy and the girl in the chair starts sucking them off to simulate her party. That would be different and I think still funny. I don't know, just brainstorming.
If the fiancee is cool and he is cool, then you could have the bride do a surprise lesbian show in front of him with one of the dancers. Perhaps the dancers could all wear masks initially. First to reveal her face would be a hottie. Secound to reveal hear face would be a hottie. Third to reveal her face would have horrible pus filled sores and large and small pock marks. Fourth to reveal her face would be the fiancee. After appropriate teasing he could then be included.
Of course, I'm assuming the fiancee is hot. If not, then do a feel test where he is blind folded and has to pick her out of the crowd by with the sense of touch alone.
Hello shadowcat,
I hope you're embellishing and NOT speaking from experience.
Getting the guy wet is a good idea because he won't be unnecessarily embarrassed if the sensory overload causes him to blow his load. Not all clubs have showers but they could take off his shirt, make him lie down on his back, throw a bucket of soapy water on him and girls could take turns giving him a Thai Massage.
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