More consistent ratings.
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For example, I always appreciate dennyspade's practical and informative reviews, but he just rated AllStars in McCook, IL as an 8. I like AllStars too and try to visit whenever I'm in the area. However, there is no stage show, girls range from 5 - 8, and they are fully clothed with pantyhose. Even considering the extraordinary value of their $5 lapdances, on a national scale there is no way that this club rates an 8. Even BabyDolls in its heyday should not have rated more than a 9 because it is topless only. I don't buy into the idea of rating a club high because it good for its area. This is a national board.
I recently gave the same club a questionably high 7 rating. However, using my rating system readers could tell that it was a very low 7 and that it earned the rating at least partially on the basis of value.
The value part is important to many of us. The 10 ratings often come from you guys that happily pay $300 for a VIP experience. I am one of the top 25 posters on Tuscl but I can't remember ever spending more than $100, and I think that is far too much to spend even for a happy ending.
I am surprised that my rating system or something like it has not caught on:
Facility Quality: 7
Dancer Quality: 7
Private Dance Quality: 6
Mood: 6
Value: 7
Avg Rating: 6.6
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Sorry, but if a Tootsies rates an 8.5? with it $25 for 3 minutes, then I just don't see how the $5 club is anything but a 10. Not only that I really wasn't too happy with the style of Tootsies' dancers. In general they seemed too tall (for me that is a deal breaker), too many fake tits (another deal breaker--I'd rather see blubber butts), and not enough black dancers (this is a much lower priority, but a min. of 5% would be nice). Who knows if the $25 for 3 minutes was in my budget I might see the club in a very different light.
So, imo, he didn't rate the club high enough. And, I think that is a real problem that generally expensive clubs get ratings that are way too high and cheap dives get ratings that are too low. :(
Not only that I do have a hard on against the expensive clubs because here in Miami there seems to be an agenda to kill off the small dives, which imo are FAR superior to the tourist or gentlemen's clubs, and leave only this expensive garbage. Get rid of the inexpensive small dives and it doesn't make a difference in the least to me if all strip clubs are closed. Thus, inexpensive dives = 10 and gentlemen's or tourist clubs = 1.
It seems like the majority on this board prefer older or age isn't too important.
EXACTLY!!! :)
With that said, I do take in account, club attendance, decor, dancers, staff friendliness, prices, and overall experience. I don't give much influence on DJs, as they're all obnoxious, and I don't give much influeance on bathrooms or trolls, as if I gotta' go, I gotta' go!
I'm satisfied with what I am reading with few exceptions and find club reviews very helpful.
If you will take an overall view of my reviews; you too, will notice that I try to be fair and objective in my reviews. I consider Jimmy's Gentleman's Club to be my "Home Club" since its the closets to my domain. I will not rate it high because I have other options in the area which may better amenities or a wider variety of talent.
I have traveled the Midwest and have been to clubs in Indy which garner high reviews and sometimes my visits were good and sometimes not so.
If I frequently visit a club; I may only post a review if something has significantly changed ( good or bad ). If I get there once or twice a year; that is all I can really judge. Sometimes a weekday visit may be very different than a late night weekend stop.
I hope that the description is helpful and, yeah, I'm not a fan of the Chain clubs and yea, I like my fair share of dives. I'm open to whatever else you guys want to know. BUTT, I will stick by my rating knowing of course that YMMV !!!
One thing that is pretty consistant are the low ratings. If a club has a low rating you pretty well know that it is a dump.
It's the review that really tells the objective story about a club, and that's where I'd say most fall short. A two line review -- whether of the "I had the best time ever" or "Totally lame rip off joint" veins -- is less than useless. Personally, I wouldn't complain if Founder stopped accepting them entirely. I don't expect every review to rehash the cover charge or tell me where I'll find the men's room, but I do want some info covering the various elements covered by your own rating system.
However, the problem with resorting to numbers is that it again becomes relative. Value, to use your example, has a completly different meaning to different customers depending on economic circumstances, personalities or situations. It has a very different meaning to me when I'm at home and rent's coming up versus when I'm on vacation and I'm planning on dropping a grand a day all told. I want to read the details, to get some specific feel for whether the club's mood suck's because the girls are all Wannadancers or the DJ loves telling racist jokes between songs. Do the private dances rock because a small number of the girls will suck you off for an extra $20 or because the club runs a dance school and all of the girls know the art of teasin' and pleasin' as a result. Most significantly, as imnumnutz' post kind of points out (the dancers at the Vegas LD are an entirely differnet species from the dancers at the Vegas SR, although I agree that neither are "mostly" 9s and 10s), is dancer quality a 3 or a 10 because the reviewer likes/dislikes tattooed goth spinners or Barbie dolls with bleached hair, spray on tans and big bolt-ons or because the girls back home are prettier.
Another confusing issue is, how many of us combine appearance and dance skills together as a rating? This could be an unfair and bias way. Therefore, I keep the appearance rating of dancers seperate. If I chose a '7' rated dancer, I could very well rate her dance skills at a 9 or 10.
So, my rating scheme, primarily on dancers is AAA:
Appearance (face, hair, makeup)
Alignment (body structure)
Attitude (self explanatory)
I like TUSCL's reviews and ratings just fine the way they are. I don't consider the lack of consistency to be a problem. If reviews were more consistent and everybody had the same opinion, that would be a problem.
Just the facts, ma'am.
Does a annoying DJ count at all when compared to the beautiful girl who just gave you an amazing lap dance? Thats an example, I just mean there aren't really any standards.
I see this from time to time: the descripion of the experience at the club is rather negative, but then the rating is a 7 or 8. (A recent review of Flashdancers is an example). I realize numerical ratings are subjective, butI would consider a "7" to be a very good score. I find it frustrating to see a score of 7 or 8, then read the detailed review and see negative comments.
I will admit, perhaps I have been somewhat unfair with my low scores because I tend to let preconceived expectations influence my score. If I go into a dive, not expecting much, but the place turns out to be better than expected, I'll might give it a 5, but yet when I went to the Flight Club in Detroit for the first time, I was utterly disappointed and only gave it a 6. Now, in retrospect, was the Flight Club only one point better than the dive....probably not, but expectations do play a role in the ratings, whether it is fair or not.
I give the club a rating of 10 because that is the value of the club to me. If a person can read, then they shouldn't have any problem with my review.
Looking at Tootsies which is considered a very good club by most club goers---upscale, expensive, gentlemen's club and then comparing it to Angels, there is no comparision. Angels would win by a mile every single time, imo, even when the blubber butts are there. I don't care for the style of dancers at Tootsies--too many fake tits, too old (26), too much makeup, etc. The price is thru the roof, imo, at $25 for 3 minutes. So where do I go better than 97% of the time? Angels. :) If you have a lot of money and you're into clean and upscale and you don't have a problem with fake tits, then yes Tootsies probably would merit a higher rating. I think I gave Tootsies a 6 or 7---really, just as easy I could have given it a 1. I almost never go there and it is close. And, it is beautiful. If that is what strip clubs are all about, then I don't have any interest in strip clubs. Now Angels, even with the invasion of the blubber butts from time to time that is a strip club. :)
I go into a club where every single dancer and everything about it would be considered a 10 by many men, yet I rate the club a 4. I go into another club exactly like the last except for one single detail, and rate it a 10. Now am I wrong? No. Am I correct, yes, IMO. What could be the difference? The first club had all black dancers and the second, Asian. Of course I state this in my review.
So, it just depends on what we each enjoy. The rating means little compared to the commentary.
BTW, in all my years I probably had under 6 asian dancers total. Very, very, very pleased with the hot ones. :) It is funny because one of my favorite black dancers (I knew she wasn't pure black) turned out to be half Chinese. I wouldn't have guessed. Turn out she was a little self conscious about her eyes. I was telling her that she was very close to perfect for Nth time and she says what about my eyes! She is like, un DUH, you can't tell I'm half asian? Nope. :)
6 is probably overstating the number. In this area they seem fairly rare or I'm just going to the wrong clubs.
1. Attractiveness of dancers
2. Quality of dances offered (i.e. air vs. high milage)
3. Price of dances, drinks, admission,etc.
To a lesser extent variables like the following are often considered:
4. Location (includes security, parking fee, proximity to other clubs,etc.)
5. Decor (e.g. cleanliness, bathroom troll, chair comfort,etc.)
6. Music (both the type played and the volume level)
It seems to me that most of us concentrate ( and rightly so) on the first three and may use one of the lower three to adjust the rating. For example, Platinum Plus in Columbia gets consistently high ratings from me and others but most of us deduct a point for the loud music. Since we are all mostly on the same page the ultimate rating of a club with A LOT of reviews will accurately reflect its true status. This happens despite the fact that I may prefer thin, young dancers while others may prefer older full-figured types. If you look through the top 10 or top 40 clubs on TUSCL I think you would agree that they deserve that distinction. On the other hand, if a club is consistently at the bottom you can reasonably assume you don't want to waste your time or money on it. I guess what I am saying is that overall, we do a pretty good job when it comes to rating clubs and I feel fortunate that we have this site as a resource. Thanks Founder.
I agree that TUSCL's reviews all work out pretty well cumulatively to provide about as useful a guide as we could wish for.
I agree that the review matters more than the rating. However, reviews get buried by after while and the rating takes precedence. For example, I'm planning a trip to L.A. next month and of course I've been doing my research on TUSCL. With 50+ options and 1000+ reviews, it's tough to decide. Thank goodness for TUSCL or I could easily waste time at a rip off joint. I'm able to narrow it down, but the options vary widely. Hawaii Theater and SR in COI look exceptional but I'm thinking that the ratings are inflated by rich people. After considerable time reading reviews, I've decided to spend my limited resources at the Flamingo in Anaheim. But it took a lot of time to arrive at that decision.
I just think that consistent ratings that follow Snowtime's assessment would help make TUSCL even better.
Apparently many posters just find it difficult to read or don't like to read. My guess is the top 40 would have NO value to me because they're either the bigger clubs with GC prices or "dives" that charge GC prices. The real value, imo, is the $5 high contact clubs. I don't give a rat's ass about "quality" furnishings. I don't give much of a rat's ass about dancer skin color. I do care big time if the price of the dance is over $5. :) So just on those 3 points I'm probably in the minority.
When I am going on a sexpedition to an area that I am familiar with, I will already know what club(s) that I like and will know where I should go. Dallas is a good example of this; even though the ratings and reviews at BBD have been on the decline over the last few months, I know that for the area, BBD is the best option. If I show up there and have a disappointing experience, I might checkout some of the other clubs that have been getting decent reviews.
When you think about it, at least in my case, the ONLY time that the ratings mean anything to me is when I am venturing to an area in which I normally don't hit clubs. It's at that time when I will be looking at several clubs, trying to decide where I should spend my time and money in order to get the club experience that I desire.
Reading between the lines is THE most important skill when analyzing a particular club's or group of clubs ratings. When you are determining what club to visit, you have to do some research beyond looking at the ratings. You have to read the recent reviews - perhaps the last three to six months worth, taking into consideration the over inflated "homer" scores, the pissed off patron's low scores, etc. Like what was mentioned above, you also have to take into consideration the area and what the accepted quality and mileage is for that region. Of course known TUSCLers' reviews will always carry more weight when weighing the relevance of reviews and ratings.
Since you do peruse the recent reviews, you probably saw my less than fantastic review of BBF in Indy (one of your favorite clubs I believe)last week. Sorry, but I lost your e-mail address. Maybe you can e-mail sometime and explain to be what's the secret at Brad's. Two visits, once on a Friday night and once on a Monday afternoon - both times BORING....All the other TUSCL reviwers can't be wrong, so I need some enlightenment. Thanks.
0-3 = air dances only
4-6 = mild grinding & stevies
7 = CBJ
8 = BBBJ
9 = FS
10 = FS with CIM
Well, at least it would help me damn it!!!
Then there's the issue of how do you rate something like dancer quality anyway - say for example half the girls are gorgeous and the rest are average or less, and you end up having a great time with one of the gorgeous ones, how do you rate that? Or some of the girls give great private dances and some don't, so it makes a huge difference which girl you end up with. Face it, the numerical rating doesn't mean much, we all have different standards of what we like and don't like. What's important is the description. Then you can make up your own mind.
A lot of small neighborhood clubs are like that - very friendly and fun once they get to know you, not much of either if they don't and it's busy. Pertner's Tavern is very much like that, all the attractive girls spend all their time with their regulars. The place where I met my ATF was also like that. Which is why I and a lot of other regulars always rated it highly (attractive girls, good dances, moderate prices) while newcomers would try it once and say it was a dump with ugly girls and a very unfriendly atmosphere and they'd give it a poor rating. And we were both right.
A newcomer's perception of a club is often very different than that of someone who goes regularly.
That is one area where I think the small clubs again get screwed by the TUSCL rating system. A customer goes at an off hour or off day to a small club and generally I would expect him to be disappointed. This giant clubs, which I think are shit ala Tootsies and clones, have the advantage of scale. Thus, no matter the time of day there should be dancers and rigid program in place. Apparently that is what some customers expect or want. I'll take the dives everytime. Having said that it might just be my wallet talking. :) If I had gobs of money to throw away or didn't go to clubs often, then the gentlemen's type clubs might have more appeal.
BTW, it is very difficult for me to consider the Mons a dive given the prices they charge. At those rates I'd be expecting limo service and free T-bone steaks. :)
A dive, imo, is small and cheap or large and cheap. :)
When I've visited strange cities I've often chosen to visit some of the lower rated clubs rather than ones with higher rating because the lower rated ones sounding from their descriptions as more to my liking. IMO the numerical ratings are an OK initial screening device but nothing more - they used to determine which reviews I read first but not which clubs I visited.
The best part about TUSCL isn't so much, the reviews, as the CONSISTENCY of reviews among a certain core group. Geographical regions have their core reviewers, and there is also the core of national reviewers. I know that some of my reviews have varied in how I apply my numerical rating -- perhaps too generous here, too stingy there; often too closely do I ally my number with my sexual gratification rather than with the OVERALL clubbing experience. So people can read my preferences in the text, follow the link to my user-name, get to know ME, and hence figure out how much to credit or discredit my individual reviews. I'm fine with that.
Example: I would rank Seductions, Niagara Falls Ontario, as a 9.999 because it's, essentially, a brothel. But many men want a decent STRIP-CLUBBING experience. There aren't many amenities there (or at least, there weren't, last time I visited). Very smoky. Lots of ugly chicks trolling for victims, not even going on stage. But for me, since I can visit on an off-night, and I can guarantee taking the time to troll among the more attractive women to really find one that revvs my engine, and then I know what I can get in the private room -- I'm rating it HIGH! It offers my own personal best criteria! People can find out what my criteria are, by reading my text.
And so I think we should leave it as is. Each man has different criteria. By trying to standardize, we've elminated that variation, thus reducing rather than increasing TUSCL's utility.