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Private Eyes
3 Niagara Stone Rd
Niagara-on-the-Lake, ON L0S 1J0
CanadaMy first stop in Canada was Private Eyes, and yes, it’s very hard to find. (My thanks to Clubtreker for directions!) It…

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Crystals
13011 Ontario 20, Allanburg, ON L0S 1A0, Canada*Drive past the other strip clubs and massage parlors on Lundy’s Lane and you’ll find Cristals. It’s an open, airy club that looks…

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Mademoiselle Follie Bergere
777 Aero Dr, Buffalo, NY 14225, USAI made a stop here on a Tuesday afternoon as a warm-up to the clubs across the border. The club is located off…

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Temptations
29 RÉSO Montréal souterrain, Montréal, QC H3B 4W3, Canada*Whoops! For some reason I ended up placing my last review of this place in the Gentleman's Choice column. Must've been the…

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Gentleman's Choice
1204 Rue Drummond, Montréal, QC H3G 1V8, Canada*Whoops! For some reason in my last review I got this place confused with the Chateau de Sexe down the street. Must've…

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Club Downtown
1200 Rue Sainte-Catherine O
Montreal QC H3B 1K6Stopped in on a Monday night during both the Jazz Festival and the American July 4th weekend. The place is much like other…

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Mardi Gras
91 Taylor St
Springfield, MA 01103It was the hottest Saturday so far this year, and after a day riding the rides at Six Flags, I decided to check out…

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Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084After the Mardi Gras, I thought I’d round out that hot Saturday afternoon at my crapshoot club. Predictably the place was DEAD, with…

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Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084I have to agree with DrkShadow that the mileage of this place has become more of a crapshoot than Forrest Gump’s chocolate box, and…

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Zanzibar Tavern
338 Yonge St, Toronto, ON M5B 1R8, Canada*I was in Toronto last weekend and decided to check out some of the clubs near my hotel. My first stop was Zanzibar,…

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Filmores
278 George St, Toronto, ON M5A 1Z4, Canada*My next stop after Zanzibar was Filmore's on Dundas. I got there late, but I was surprised to see the club quite so…

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Mints
5951 Main St
Niagara Falls, ON L2G 5Z7
CanadaJudging from the other write-ups on this place, I was a little reluctant to stop in at first. Considering I didn't have a…

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Satin Doll
373 Westminster St, Providence, RI 02903, USA*I’m beginning to worry a little about this place. The owners have installed a punch clock as you enter the private dance area.…

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Cadillac Lounge
361 Charles St
Providence, RI 02904
Okay, I’m beginning to figure this place out. There’s a couple things you need to remember before setting foot in the CL.
The hustle…
The hustle…

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Satin Doll
373 Westminster St, Providence, RI 02903, USA*After disappointing visits to Fantasies and Desire, I made my way over to my old favorite, the Satin Doll. The mood in the…

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Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue
Providence, RI 02909Club Fantasies is to the Foxy Lady what Six Flags is to Disneyland. The Foxy’s more famous and offers a less tacky atmosphere,…

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Desire
1 Franklin Sq
Providence, RI 02903Based on this club’s write-ups and advertising, I figured this would be my kind of place. A small Providence club that offers a…

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Magic Lantern
399 Wilbraham St
Palmer, MA 01069The “Monson Ballet”, as some locals call it, is on a high-traffic stretch of Route 20 that runs between Palmer and Monson. I’d…

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Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084I stopped by this place on Saturday afternoon and wanted to follow up my last review. The good news is that the Saturday…

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Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084Over the last few months I’ve been watching the ratings creep up for this place, and since I was in the area on a…

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Allure
3654 Cleveland Ave
Fort Myers, FL 33901Since I was on vacation in the Fort Myers area, I thought I'd stop in to experience my first Florida strip club. This…

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The Club
130 Frost Rd
Tyngsborough, MA 01879The Blue Moon is on Route 3A near the New Hampshire border. I stopped by on a Saturday afternoon and paid a $3…

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Cadillac Lounge
361 Charles St
Providence, RI 02904
I really wanted to like this place, especially because it's the "sister" club to my favorite Providence club, The Satin Doll. I walked…

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Mac's Two Lounge
176 Boston Rd
North Billerica, MA 01862This remains my favorite Boston-area club, which I guess is kind of weird. There's no liquor license (many years ago they had one),…

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Kitten's Gentlemen's Club
99 Bridge Rd
Salisbury, MA 01952Kind of a strange club. The main stage is L-shaped with a second stage used for shower shows on one side. The…