Reviews by hohawk69

Years ago DV8 was one of my favorite Portland clubs, before I stopped clubbing when the pandemic hit. I haven't been to many clubs since the lockdowns, but couldn't resist stopping in at...

It's been a long time since I've set foot in a strip club since COVID. Tonight as I was driving past Dolphin II, I saw the parking lot was pretty full, so I...

DV8 has been one of my favorite Portland clubs for many years. I haven't been to many clubs since the COVID lockdown, but was glad to see DB8 open and several hot girls...

There aren't a lot of clubs in Portland with really good food at lunch, but Club 205 has a pretty decent menu plus better than average looking dancers at noontime. I usually get...

I usually visit Lucky Devil around lunch time, but this visit was on a Monday night. The door guy asked for ID, then scanned it before I realized what he was doing. ...

A few years ago DV8 (and its sister club Rose City Strip) was one of my favorite clubs in Portland. The girls were above average and private dances were some of the better...

I stopped in after lunch on Thursday and there were very few customers. The cute bartender asked for my ID (the first time I've been carded in probably 5 years!) and when she...

On my last two visits to Lucky Devil over a couple weeks, I've managed to be there on days when they had brand new girls who were completely new to dancing. Both of them...

King's Wild is now under new management and has changed the club name to Main Attraction. They didn't change much, and the club still seems to be working out the kinks in the...

The former Spearmint Rhino club is now named Grind. It's definitely one of the best looking clubs in the Portland area with a sleek bar, nice chairs & tables, high quality stages, but...

DV8 had been one of my favorite clubs over the past several years, but each time I've been in recently it seems the dancers have been disinterested in the patrons and just going through...

My last experience at 205 was on a weekend day shift, and I was impressed. My latest visit was on a weekday at lunch time and the scene was very different. On...

Rose City was my favorite club in Portland for many years up until about 2016, then it started going downhill. The number and quality of dancers has gone down. They now have...

There's no doubt Scarlet Lounge is a dive bar. You can tell from the outside of the building, from the neighborhood, and from the potholes in the parking lot what you're getting into....

I made a rare stop at Club 205 around noon today. There were only about 8 customers and 4 dancers working. Met a cute young blonde spinner and though I haven't tried...

Boom Boom Room has been one of the most odd strip clubs in Portland for many years. During the day this place is usually dead yet still open with a smattering of regulars...

My first impressions of this club over a year ago were not good, but I recently went back for the first time in many months and I was pleasantly surprised. Late on a...

Safari has been in business for quite a few years, and the building used to house Doc's Bar & Grill back in the 90's - mid 2000's. But now the place is closing...

I've heard a few recent reports that Kings Wild has made some changes and hired some hot new dances. I found myself in the area on Friday night and decided to check into...

Scarlet Lounge continues to be one of Portland's most divey clubs, yet I still find myself stopping in if I happen to be in the area because I frequently find either drunk MILF type...

They have done a bit of remodeling recently. The area closest to the front door now has the pool tables where there used to be the "minors" stage, and that stage is now...

I had reasons to escape Portland's SnowPocalypse and travel to Southern Oregon where the roads are dry and it's 50 degrees and sunny. Along the way, I found myself passing through the Eugene/Springfield...

Rose City was my favorite club for several years, but lately the dancer turnover and new crop of girls wanting $40 for a single nude dance has changed my opinion. Not all of...

I hadn't been in Mary's for many years, but walking back to my car I thought I'd stop in for a quick beer. The first thing I noticed was the security guard on...