Reviews by hohawk69

First time back here in over a month. My first observation was the array of cameras above the corner dance chair near the DJ booth that rivaled NASA's Mars rover. There's no way…

Went in on Thursday night around 9pm, great selection of petite spinners if that's your type. I like that they post the dancer schedule on DV8's web site (sister strip club to Rose City…

Stopped in on a Thursday night at 11pm for my first visit in over a month. I was really surprised to find the parking lot full. Inside the place was hopping. There…

I visit Rose City Strip pretty frequently because I like the 3 stage layout, beer selection, and the good variety of dancers. But mostly I enjoy the lap dances here, and I was shocked…

I've been back to this club a few times since my last review, and have had mixed feelings about it. The club itself is still pretty nice considering the area, but the quality of dancers…

I had never been in this place back when it was the Double Dribble Tavern because it looked like such a dive. However, when I heard it had been remodeled and opened as a…

I went back today for the 1st time since my visit on their opening week. It was a weekday and the place was empty. Only a couple customers, the dancers were not very…

I've started visiting Rose City more often lately and really enjoying it. Good bar service, decent looking friendly dancers, and really good lap dances for Portland. Many of the girls here rotate shifts…

Cab II has long been one of my favorite clubs in Portland, mostly due to the privacy of the dances in the corner chairs on the upper level. Unfortunately they have now installed really…

Wild Orchid is now open on SE Division near 160th at the former location of Montego's. This is completely new construction and a lot bigger than Montego's was.  The place was packed and there…

This club has really picked up since my last visit. It was pretty busy early on a weeknight and the dancers were pretty hot. One of the girls explained that the hotter girls…

This is the latest addition to the Glimmers/Shimmers franchise. It's small but nicely laid out with a good size bar, 2 stages, and decent tables & chairs. Parking is easy. There's also…

This is the newest club in Portland, and one of the few in downtown. It's in a nice area right next to the World Trade Center rather than the rest of the downtown clubs…

I just started visiting JD's recently. After several visits, I have mixed feelings about the place. First of all, I was concerned about safety because of the area it's in compared to most…

I've been here a few times since they opened, but always on weeknights when they weren't busy. This visit on a Saturday night was a lot different experience. The parking lot was nearly…

While on a business trip from Portland, I stopped in at The Office on the corner of Hwy 99 and Main in downtown Medford. I read the other reviews on TUSCL and didn't have…

This weekend I ended up in Coos Bay for work. I live in Portland and go to many of the clubs there, and going in I didn't have my hopes up. My only other Oregon…

While visiting Seattle from Portland for the first time since Rick's and others shut down, I decided to check out Jiggles. It was easy to find, a well-lit building on a relatively quiet one-way…

Stopped in for the 1st time Saturday evening, but it was pretty quiet. About 10 customers and only 3 dancers. Nice layout, good size bar, micro drafts only $3.75, and friendly (and hot)…

Vegas VIP has changed a lot since my last visit several months ago. They have remodelled a bit and the place seems so much bigger and open now. What used to be a…

Cabaret II continues to be my favorite club in Portland. Some clubs have hotter dancers, but lame private dances (like the Dolphin and Stars chains). The thing I like about Cab II is…

Not a lot to see here on weeknights. Usually just 2 or 3 girls dancing ranging from a 5 to 7 at best. I sometimes stop in for a beer before going next door…

Like my last review of Soobie's, it's been about 6 months since I've been there. It's funny how they've gone through several theme changes over the years...from gansta hangout to hairband rock to the…

Just checked out Mynt for the first time. Very similar layout to Spyce with the low platform stages, chairs right at the stage with no rack, and private high-back booth seating around the perimeter.…

Safari continues to be in my top 3 favorite Portland clubs. There's never a cover charge, the girls are young (most are 18 - 22) and mostly thin/petite with very few boob jobs.…