Reviews by hohawk69

Even though I haven't been very impressed here in the past, I had a good experience this week. Stopped in late on a weeknight, not very busy, and most of the girls were average…

This club is still under construction during its remodel and expansion. The original club was a long, narrow space with one stage and a bar on the opposite side of the room. Now…

I've seen other recent reviews that this place has improved, so I stopped in twice this week (once on a weeknight and once on a weekend). It has changed, and they are obviously getting…

Finally got a private show from Starr. She's a hot little brunette spinner who is very friendly and energetic during the show. Her attitude is awesome, and she's now one of my new…

I stopped in on Sat night, it was busy as usual. There's a new petite dancer named Star who is an Eva Longoria look-alike. She looks so hot! If you're a fan…

Stopped in around 10pm on Saturday, there were only about 5 customers and no girls on stage. I figured I'd try coming back later. Came back around midnight, there were a lot more…

I went here last weekend and submitted the new location to TUSCL so I could post a review. On Saturday night they had about 8 girls dancing ranging from 5-7, 2 stages, three song…

Magic Garden was gutted by fire this week. According to news reports, the fire was caused by workers using propane torches to dry the concrete floor, but accidently ignited the wall. Sounds suspicious…

For many years, Sugar Shack and Chantilly Lace have occupied parts of the same large building complex. Now they have done some remodelling and opened a 3rd juice bar strip joint at the East…

Went in around midnight on a Tuesday. There were 3 dancers, flabby, with stretch marks. I just couldn't look at them without being grossed out. $4.50 for a 12-ounce glass of beer.…

This place is a typical Portland dive strip club, but it is a pretty friendly place. The dancers are usually less glamourous than you will find at most other clubs, sometimes have stretch marks…

This place doesn't get a high score for its decor, staff, or sound system, but it is the best place in Portland for high-mileage lap dances and private shows, rivaling Mitchel Brothers in San Francisco,…

This club is kinda slow on weeknights, maybe because it is further from downtown than most, but it's a pretty relaxed place with absolutely no pressure to buy drinks or dances. I've never been…

Safari finally opened this month in the space formerly known as Doc's Bar & Grill. The place has been completely remodeled on the insie, giving it a new modern and upscale feel compare to…