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Reviews

review
published 7 yrs ago
Extras without parallel.
reviewed by
dankwanker

8.3

It had been a couple of years since my last trip to TJ but this visit to HK was outstanding.

Arrived at about 3 pm on a Thursday and it was reasonably incrowded. There were…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Yes, It's Disneyland
reviewed by
dankwanker

8.3

This club, in a sentence, provides everything you read this Web site for.

Unlike most of the glorified brothels in the Zona, HK is a bona fide strip club too. There's not a lot that's not…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Look before you leap.
reviewed by
dankwanker

7.0

It's safe to say after having been that what's on offer at Adelitas lives up to the hype you've seen in other reviews.

I don't know if this place is on your bucket list. But…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Came here as part of an...
reviewed by
dankwanker

7.0

Came here as part of an ad hoc bachelor party. In terms of sheer hotness of dancers, this is one of the better clubs I've ever visited. Most were 8+.

Unfortunately, the dancers are skilled…

review
published 11 yrs ago
What I love most about Arizona...
reviewed by
dankwanker

6.3

What I love most about Arizona is that it's home to some of America's lowest-cost lappers. Blue Moon on Van Buten in Phoenix is a place where mileage is highly variable, but even with simple…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Had occasion to visit the Zona...
reviewed by
dankwanker

6.7

Had occasion to visit the Zona on a Saturday night. Visited HK, AB and Tropical. Tropical was my favorite of the three.

If you're looking for pure dancer quality, you're likely better served by visiting one…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Can't say I was thrilled with...
reviewed by
dankwanker

6.0

Can't say I was thrilled with my visit, although I confess that I saw suggestions here that I could have followed (and didn't) that may have improved my experience.

I visit on a Monday night, arriving…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Visiting a friend in Hawaii who...
reviewed by
dankwanker

6.3

Visiting a friend in Hawaii who recommended 939, which used to be called Rockza. Got there pretty late - around 10:30 (okay, late for me.) $10 cover includes a drink. One thing I never understood:…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Back in Houston Three months after...
reviewed by
dankwanker

6.7

Back in Houston Three months after a disappointing visit to the Church, I decided to give Chicas Locas a visit. Long story short--if you're into Latinas and a little patient and a little personable, this…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Took my first trip to the...
reviewed by
dankwanker

7.0

Took my first trip to the Church on a Sunday night. The football game was on and it was remarkable how many dudes were more into the game than the dancers.

Like others have said, dancers'…

review
published 13 yrs ago
In Vegas for a buddy's bachelor...
reviewed by
dankwanker

5.3

In Vegas for a buddy's bachelor party - he didn't want the strip club experience; we went to Club Platinum and it delivered everything my friend wanted. Where to begin? First, the club is extaordinarily…

review
published 13 yrs ago
I had a similar experience to...
reviewed by
dankwanker

6.7

I had a similar experience to the previous poster: went on a Thurs afternoon. What struck me more than anything was te sheer quantity of dancers: almost 15 on a Thursday afternoon, which in my…