In Vegas for a buddy's bachelor...

In Vegas for a buddy's bachelor party - he didn't want the strip club experience; we went to Club Platinum and it delivered everything my friend wanted. Where to begin? First, the club is extaordinarily small. There's a tiny stage with a smattering of lounge chairs in front, and not much else. There were maybe 7 dancers on shift (granted, it was before prime time had really started, so no points off there, but it's Vegas and I frankly expected more - should have read the reviews here first, I guess). Lap dances in an open area to the side. Mine wasn't air, but was delivered with a jaded indifference that led us back to the Tuscany Suites, where we bled our money away on the craps table instead. And for my money, it was better spent that way.