Reviews

On a recent Thursday afternoon, I took the advice of fellow mongers and paid my first visit to Chicago club. I'd stayed away because it wasn't on the same level as Hong Kong, tropical, or…

It had been a couple of years since my last trip to TJ but this visit to HK was outstanding. Arrived at about 3 pm on a Thursday and it was reasonably incrowded. There were…

This club, in a sentence, provides everything you read this Web site for. Unlike most of the glorified brothels in the Zona, HK is a bona fide strip club too. There's not a lot that's not…

It's safe to say after having been that what's on offer at Adelitas lives up to the hype you've seen in other reviews. I don't know if this place is on your bucket list. But…

Came here as part of an ad hoc bachelor party. In terms of sheer hotness of dancers, this is one of the better clubs I've ever visited. Most were 8+. Unfortunately, the dancers are skilled…

What I love most about Arizona is that it's home to some of America's lowest-cost lappers. Blue Moon on Van Buten in Phoenix is a place where mileage is highly variable, but even with simple…

Had occasion to visit the Zona on a Saturday night. Visited HK, AB and Tropical. Tropical was my favorite of the three. If you're looking for pure dancer quality, you're likely better served by visiting one…

Can't say I was thrilled with my visit, although I confess that I saw suggestions here that I could have followed (and didn't) that may have improved my experience. I visit on a Monday night, arriving…

Visiting a friend in Hawaii who recommended 939, which used to be called Rockza. Got there pretty late - around 10:30 (okay, late for *me.*) $10 cover includes a drink. One thing I never understood:…

Back in Houston Three months after a disappointing visit to the Church, I decided to give Chicas Locas a visit. Long story short--if you're into Latinas and a little patient and a little personable, this…

Took my first trip to the Church on a Sunday night. The football game was on and it was remarkable how many dudes were more into the game than the dancers. Like others have said, dancers'…

In Vegas for a buddy's bachelor party - he didn't want the strip club experience; we went to Club Platinum and it delivered everything my friend wanted. Where to begin? First, the club is extaordinarily…