Reviews by dankwanker

It had been a couple of years since my last trip to TJ but this visit to HK was outstanding. Arrived at about 3 pm on a Thursday and it was reasonably incrowded. There...

This club, in a sentence, provides everything you read this Web site for. Unlike most of the glorified brothels in the Zona, HK is a bona fide strip club too. There's not a lot that's...

It's safe to say after having been that what's on offer at Adelitas lives up to the hype you've seen in other reviews. I don't know if this place is on your bucket list....

Came here as part of an ad hoc bachelor party. In terms of sheer hotness of dancers, this is one of the better clubs I've ever visited. Most were 8+. Unfortunately, the dancers are...

What I love most about Arizona is that it's home to some of America's lowest-cost lappers. Blue Moon on Van Buten in Phoenix is a place where mileage is highly variable, but even with...

Had occasion to visit the Zona on a Saturday night. Visited HK, AB and Tropical. Tropical was my favorite of the three. If you're looking for pure dancer quality, you're likely better served by visiting...

Can't say I was thrilled with my visit, although I confess that I saw suggestions here that I could have followed (and didn't) that may have improved my experience. I visit on a Monday night,...

Visiting a friend in Hawaii who recommended 939, which used to be called Rockza. Got there pretty late - around 10:30 (okay, late for *me.*) $10 cover includes a drink. One thing I never...

Back in Houston Three months after a disappointing visit to the Church, I decided to give Chicas Locas a visit. Long story short--if you're into Latinas and a little patient and a little personable,...

Took my first trip to the Church on a Sunday night. The football game was on and it was remarkable how many dudes were more into the game than the dancers. Like others have said,...

In Vegas for a buddy's bachelor party - he didn't want the strip club experience; we went to Club Platinum and it delivered everything my friend wanted. Where to begin? First, the club is...

I had a similar experience to the previous poster: went on a Thurs afternoon. What struck me more than anything was te sheer quantity of dancers: almost 15 on a Thursday afternoon, which in...

Thursday night prowl on the Block. Rarely come by during the week but business briught be to a nearby hotel. PC, Red Room andjB were more or less devoid of any interesting talent, so...

Rolled into the Underground on a recent Friday afternoon. I had warm memories of this place from long, long ago when it was the Fantasy Lounge. The owners have done a nice job of...

Similar experience to previous poster. Walked in late on a Thursday night and it was absolutely dead. Three dancers at the bar and I was the only customer. None of the dancers were particularly...

Heard about the higher mileage and decided to pay a visit on Fri. Afternoon. Only four dancers were apparent, two of whom were certain no's, one 4 or 5 and one who looked pretty...

Stopped by Pussycat on a recommendation on a Thursday around 7. There were maybe five dancers huddled at one end of the bar. And... not much else. I think i caught them on a...

Was directed to Treasures with a group of five late late Friday night. Cabbie begged us to go, and our first mistake was not negotiating free cover up front. After paying the 30/head to...

I found myself at McDoogal's for the first time in several years to celebrate a friend's early retirement. I hadn't been in several years, generally preferring the setup at the Wagon Wheel/Players Club. McDoogal's...

Stayed at the Tuscany for a bachelor party, and decided to hit Club Platinum early on a Friday (~6:30) to start the evening. To put it bluntly, it didn't live up to the hype....

If you put a better engine in a Chevy Nova, you're still driving a Chevy Nova. RP's made a game effort of improving things, but they're still the ol' RP. Dropped by on a...

Thought that things might have improved in AC after not having been for a couple of years but I was sadly mistaken. Didn't see the gangster-type crowds b/c there was NO crowd on an...

Went back last Saturday for the first time since the remodeling. It's an enhancement, I think -- the higher wall affords more privacy in the lap area and the booths are far more comfortable...

Dropped in on a Thursday night while in NY on business. Well populated with 40+, most were lookers in the 7-9 range. A preponderance of Eastern Europeans, which suits me ok. Stage dances were...