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dankwanker
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Reviews by dankwanker

  • review
    7 years ago
    Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
    Calle Coahuila 2009 Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C. Mexico
    Extras without parallel.
    It had been a couple of years since my last trip to TJ but this visit to HK was outstanding. Arrived at about 3 pm on a Thursday and it was reasonably incrowded. There...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
    Calle Coahuila 2009 Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C. Mexico
    Yes, It's Disneyland
    This club, in a sentence, provides everything you read this Web site for. Unlike most of the glorified brothels in the Zona, HK is a bona fide strip club too. There's not a lot that's...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Adelita Bar
    Calle Coahuila 1841, Zona Nte. Tijuana, B.C. Mexico
    Look before you leap.
    It's safe to say after having been that what's on offer at Adelitas lives up to the hype you've seen in other reviews. I don't know if this place is on your bucket list....
  • review
    9 years ago
    Pink Pony
    1837 Corporate Blvd NE Atlanta, GA 30329
    Came here as part of an...
    Came here as part of an ad hoc bachelor party. In terms of sheer hotness of dancers, this is one of the better clubs I've ever visited. Most were 8+. Unfortunately, the dancers are...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club
    2911 E Van Buren St Phoenix, AZ 85008
    What I love most about Arizona...
    What I love most about Arizona is that it's home to some of America's lowest-cost lappers. Blue Moon on Van Buten in Phoenix is a place where mileage is highly variable, but even with...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Tropical Bar
    Calle Coahuila #2004 Tijuana, B.C.
    Had occasion to visit the Zona...
    Had occasion to visit the Zona on a Saturday night. Visited HK, AB and Tropical. Tropical was my favorite of the three. If you're looking for pure dancer quality, you're likely better served by visiting...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Tootsie's Cabaret
    150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
    Can't say I was thrilled with...
    Can't say I was thrilled with my visit, although I confess that I saw suggestions here that I could have followed (and didn't) that may have improved my experience. I visit on a Monday night,...
  • review
    12 years ago
    939
    939 Keeaumoku St Honolulu, Hawaii 96814
    Visiting a friend in Hawaii who...
    Visiting a friend in Hawaii who recommended 939, which used to be called Rockza. Got there pretty late - around 10:30 (okay, late for *me.*) $10 cover includes a drink. One thing I never...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Chicas Locas
    6440 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074
    Back in Houston Three months after...
    Back in Houston Three months after a disappointing visit to the Church, I decided to give Chicas Locas a visit. Long story short--if you're into Latinas and a little patient and a little personable,...
  • review
    13 years ago
    The St. James
    555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
    Took my first trip to the...
    Took my first trip to the Church on a Sunday night. The football game was on and it was remarkable how many dudes were more into the game than the dancers. Like others have said,...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Club Platinum
    311 E Flamingo Rd Las Vegas, NV 89169
    In Vegas for a buddy's bachelor...
    In Vegas for a buddy's bachelor party - he didn't want the strip club experience; we went to Club Platinum and it delivered everything my friend wanted. Where to begin? First, the club is...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Flamingo Lounge
    409 E Baltimore St, Baltimore, MD 21202, USA*
    I had a similar experience to...
    I had a similar experience to the previous poster: went on a Thurs afternoon. What struck me more than anything was te sheer quantity of dancers: almost 15 on a Thursday afternoon, which in...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Circus Bar
    427 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202
    Thursday night prowl on the Block....
    Thursday night prowl on the Block. Rarely come by during the week but business briught be to a nearby hotel. PC, Red Room andjB were more or less devoid of any interesting talent, so...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Underground Exotic Dance Club
    50 Shank Ct, Bunker Hill, WV 25413, USA*
    Rolled into the Underground on a...
    Rolled into the Underground on a recent Friday afternoon. I had warm memories of this place from long, long ago when it was the Fantasy Lounge. The owners have done a nice job of...
  • review
    14 years ago
    Jewel Box
    419 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202
    Similar experience to previous poster. Walked...
    Similar experience to previous poster. Walked in late on a Thursday night and it was absolutely dead. Three dancers at the bar and I was the only customer. None of the dancers were particularly...
  • review
    14 years ago
    Circus Bar
    427 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202
    Heard about the higher mileage and...
    Heard about the higher mileage and decided to pay a visit on Fri. Afternoon. Only four dancers were apparent, two of whom were certain no's, one 4 or 5 and one who looked pretty...
  • review
    15 years ago
    Club Pussycat
    411 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202
    Stopped by Pussycat on a recommendation...
    Stopped by Pussycat on a recommendation on a Thursday around 7. There were maybe five dancers huddled at one end of the bar. And... not much else. I think i caught them on a...
  • review
    15 years ago
    Treasures
    2801 Westwood Dr Las Vegas, NV 89109
    Was directed to Treasures with a...
    Was directed to Treasures with a group of five late late Friday night. Cabbie begged us to go, and our first mistake was not negotiating free cover up front. After paying the 30/head to...
  • review
    15 years ago
    McDoogals
    8025 Fort Smallwood Rd. Riviera Beach, MD 21226
    I found myself at McDoogal's for...
    I found myself at McDoogal's for the first time in several years to celebrate a friend's early retirement. I hadn't been in several years, generally preferring the setup at the Wagon Wheel/Players Club. McDoogal's...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Club Platinum
    311 E Flamingo Rd Las Vegas, NV 89169
    Stayed at the Tuscany for a...
    Stayed at the Tuscany for a bachelor party, and decided to hit Club Platinum early on a Friday (~6:30) to start the evening. To put it bluntly, it didn't live up to the hype....
  • review
    16 years ago
    Royal Palace
    1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009
    If you put a better engine...
    If you put a better engine in a Chevy Nova, you're still driving a Chevy Nova. RP's made a game effort of improving things, but they're still the ol' RP. Dropped by on a...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Babe's Gentlemen's Club
    171 S New York Ave, Atlantic City, NJ 08401, USA*
    Thought that things might have improved...
    Thought that things might have improved in AC after not having been for a couple of years but I was sadly mistaken. Didn't see the gangster-type crowds b/c there was NO crowd on an...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Players Club
    821 North Point Rd Baltimore, MD 21237
    Went back last Saturday for the...
    Went back last Saturday for the first time since the remodeling. It's an enhancement, I think -- the higher wall affords more privacy in the lap area and the booths are far more comfortable...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Flashdancers Midtown
    320 W 45th St New York, NY 10036
    Dropped in on a Thursday night...
    Dropped in on a Thursday night while in NY on business. Well populated with 40+, most were lookers in the 7-9 range. A preponderance of Eastern Europeans, which suits me ok. Stage dances were...