Reviews

36 reviews by dankwanker

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

Dropped in on a Thursday night...

Dropped in on a Thursday night while in NY on business. Well populated with 40+, most were lookers in the 7-9 range. A preponderance of Eastern Europeans, which suits me ok. Stage dances were almost…

18 yrs ago

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., DC

To call it a downmarket solution...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

To call it a downmarket solution is giving it a bit too much credit. Dimly lit with a stage in the center of the place and a small second stage off to the side. The…

18 yrs ago

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, NJ

High-variance establishment, imo. Stopped by on...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

High-variance establishment, imo. Stopped by on a Friday afternoon. Dancers outnumbered customers 3-2 or so, and ran the scale from 4-9. After going thru the dollar parade, settled on a brazilian who rated about a…

18 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Stopped by on Saturday last weekend....

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Stopped by on Saturday last weekend. Archibald's expands on the weekend to include the pool hall next door & upstairs, and I was routed there for the first time... on previous visits, I've always been…

18 yrs ago

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Crowded on a Saturday night. Dancers...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Crowded on a Saturday night. Dancers were 6-8 range, with a couple on the higher side. Only problem was I wasn't a local -- it sure helps if you're looking for dances. Didn't partake of…

19 yrs ago

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, MD

Stopped in early on a Thursday...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Stopped in early on a Thursday evening and found it to be a regrettable decision. Dancers in the 4-7 range with one 9 who was amazingly indifferent; she sat at the bar, got on stage…

19 yrs ago

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Recent pop-in on a Thursday nite...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Recent pop-in on a Thursday nite found a collection of 5-7s with the occasional 8-9. The hard sell--no pun intended here--was unrelenting. Had north of 10 women ask for a PD in the first ten…

19 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Used to be my favorite spot...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Used to be my favorite spot in DC (as far as one can have a favorite spot, I suppose)--laid back atmosphere, range of 5's to 8's on stage. But the quality of the dancers has taken…

19 yrs ago

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

Stopped back at the Player's Club...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Stopped back at the Player's Club not long ago, and it was jam-packed on a Saturday night. While I was a little disappointed that they seemed to have dispensed with the two-girl shows (didn't see…

20 yrs ago

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

Went in on a Sunday and...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Went in on a Sunday and was pleasantly surprised at a decent selection & friendly dancers. Laps went anywhere from a 7 to a 9 on the grind-o-meter and went about as high-mileage as you…

21 yrs ago

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, MD

stopped in here on a Friday...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

stopped in here on a Friday afternoon last week. Most girls here in the 6-8 range. Since I wasn't carrying any alcohol on me, I had to settle for buying ginger ale, but that's what…

22 yrs ago