Reviews by dankwanker

To call it a downmarket solution is giving it a bit too much credit. Dimly lit with a stage in the center of the place and a small second stage off to the side. The…

High-variance establishment, imo. Stopped by on a Friday afternoon. Dancers outnumbered customers 3-2 or so, and ran the scale from 4-9. After going thru the dollar parade, settled on a brazilian who rated about a…

Stopped by on Saturday last weekend. Archibald's expands on the weekend to include the pool hall next door & upstairs, and I was routed there for the first time... on previous visits, I've always been…

Crowded on a Saturday night. Dancers were 6-8 range, with a couple on the higher side. Only problem was I wasn't a local -- it sure helps if you're looking for dances. Didn't partake of…

Stopped in early on a Thursday evening and found it to be a regrettable decision. Dancers in the 4-7 range with one 9 who was amazingly indifferent; she sat at the bar, got on stage…

Recent pop-in on a Thursday nite found a collection of 5-7s with the occasional 8-9. The hard sell--no pun intended here--was unrelenting. Had north of 10 women ask for a PD in the first ten…

Used to be my favorite spot in DC (as far as one can have a favorite spot, I suppose)--laid back atmosphere, range of 5's to 8's on stage. But the quality of the dancers has taken…

Stopped back at the Player's Club not long ago, and it was jam-packed on a Saturday night. While I was a little disappointed that they seemed to have dispensed with the two-girl shows (didn't see…

Went in on a Sunday and was pleasantly surprised at a decent selection & friendly dancers. Laps went anywhere from a 7 to a 9 on the grind-o-meter and went about as high-mileage as you…

stopped in here on a Friday afternoon last week. Most girls here in the 6-8 range. Since I wasn't carrying any alcohol on me, I had to settle for buying ginger ale, but that's what…