Reviews by isotope

Report is for most recent trip, 8/2/17. Have had a few other trips since my last review, so will include some of those in the notes at the end. Sammy's is much like a comfortable…

First trip out to the Birmingham clubs in almost 2 years, as they typically suck. Had a few friends in town and they were dying to go after a few drinks so we stopped…

Another trip to a local club, with the usual meh results. If you have never been the club is located in a warehouse district surrounded by iron gates. The parking lot is very well lit…

Visited Greenville for some action unencumbered by the ridiculous rules of Alabama, and left happy. For those that do not know,I will start by saying that The Platinum Plus in Greenville was raided by police…

Another trip to Vegas, and decided to hit up the OG while out there. As always, call the club and they will limo you there for free, this holds with all the Vegas clubs. We…

Composite score for two trips over the last few months to the Birmingham landmark Sammy's. Club is still the same as it ever was, the building and interior are nondescript and have been badly outclassed…

Sammy's is a venerable Birmingham institution, but it is starting to show it's age. The physical location is in an increasingly run down area, not that it is dangerous, I have never felt even slightly…

Rating encompasses my last 3 or so trips to the club over the span of about 4 months and is on the Alabama strip club rating scale, meaning no contact in a million years. Same…

After numerous trips to the Platinum in Columbia I decided to try Greensville on for size as its about 45 minutes closer to home and we were in the area anyway. The club is…

This review actually encompasses two visits in June, one on a friday evening one on saturday evening. On to the good stuff.... In the barren wasteland of the southeastern US (thanks you bastards in Memphis)…

A return trip to a fav Atlanta club, and much has changed. Cover is still the same however this is my first trip since the remodel and I am somewhat indifferent to the results. The…

Ahhh the historic Cheetah, legendary gentlemen's club of Atlanata, home of the south's most beautiful women. Bleh. This place has enjoyed recognition for years as the premiere club in Atlanta, however I find it a…

Off to good old Sammy's for a weeknite visit, where I find the song pretty much remains the same. The club has some stiff competition in the last few years after being unchallenged for 15…

Another trip to the Furnace, another jogging of my memory of why Birmingham clubs are so lame. The furnace reminds me of a beautiful woman, pretty on the outside (the top notch building) but sadly…

I won't bore you with the interior details as they are widely available and accurate in other reviews. Instead I will give you a few pointers on how to maximize your enjoyment here, and a…

In Atlanta last weekend and the crew wanted an OGE trip, so I obliged, knowing damn well it was a bad idea. Let me clear up that statement, I enjoy the club and the VIP…

Well what can I say about this one......bleh. That kinda sums it up, "that" in this case being the clubs in birmingham in general. Make no mistake this is an elite level facility, it is…

Review is for Sat. Sept. 5th. Arrived at club about 6 pm, stayed until midnight. First things first, the parking is ample and very well lit. As secure a lot as your gonna find a…

So I'm at a party with some people and at 11 and drunk they want to go to Sammies, who am I to complain? Cover is still 7 bucks and drinks are still pretty much…

Review is for Sat. (bleh) may 23rd. Made the long drive up to Columbia for the first time in a great while for some adult fun and games with my now wife. Arrived in town…

Wow, I'm speechless. Starting with the pluses the club has ample lit parking, pool tables and decent drink prices. Sadly it is a strip club though and as such fails miserably. Horrible dancer quality, not…

Haven't been to the cheetah in ages but was with a few guys and they were all for it, so who am I to complain? In any event this club is what it is, and…

Revisit to the old institution and all is well, at least as far as Bham limits go. This club is the same as it ever was decent looking girls (with a couple of solid 8…

This club continues to fail to live up to the fabulous building it is housed in. Cover is 10 bucks and parking is in a secured, well lit lot. The building itself is massive and…

Score is relative to Birmingham area contact rules, all look and NO touch here. Bottoms stay on. This club is the grandaddy of local clubs, but in my last 2 or so visits had fallen…