This review actually encompasses two visits...

This review actually encompasses two visits in June, one on a friday evening one on saturday evening. On to the good stuff....

In the barren wasteland of the southeastern US (thanks you bastards in Memphis) a poor sap such as myself who lives in Bama must travel to get to a decent club. Not that Atlanta has decent clubs, they tend to fall into one of two catagories. The first is uspcale places with girls who are either to good looking to work for money or places where the club is so busy some guy will tip them for breathing. Often these conditions both exist (couch Cheetah cough). I don't care if you are Kate Upton's twin, at least pretend for 3 seconds that I'm not inconveniencing you to take some money in your garter. Catogory two is dives where you are equally likely to end up dodging gunfire or spend the whole time in the club wondering if your car is being broken into at that very moment. Well amongst that dichotomy there was once an "oasis" in the desert. This joint was a bit out of the way north of town but it had decent looking girls who would dance like they meant it and might even let you touch their boobs in VIP. And I visited that club for 8 years 6-10 times a year, and it was ok. No it wasn't PP in Columbia, but it was 2 hours away instead of 6 and I actually, you know, had some reason to be in Atlanta.

Well I regret to inform you that the Oasis has been assimilated, and now it is merely the Pink Pony North, of the Cheetah except with mediocre flat girls and one girl with a nice rack that requires you pay her mortage before she steps up her game to boring as hell stripper, from her previous level of "brain dead zombie with big boobs". The dancer quality has plummeted. The variety has been removed completely. On these two visits it was 90% caucasian dancers with (and I'm being very generous) b cups and 20 pounds to lose. Combine these attributes with fantastically piss poor personal skills and you have a big cup of BLEH. Go back and look at my reviews, I used to support this place. I will not return in 2012. I get more attention and contact in ALABAMA than here. I walked in the door with a thousand dollars last week and left with a 13 dollar tab and.........980 dollars in my pocket. Horrid.