Well what can I say about...

Well what can I say about this one......bleh. That kinda sums it up, "that" in this case being the clubs in birmingham in general. Make no mistake this is an elite level facility, it is on par with Pink Pony South as one of the very best upscale buildings in the south. The food is also reputedly very good, though I have only had the pub grub and stayed away from the more foody options. Drinks are what they are everywhere, and the staff is very good.

The only problem (which pretty muchs blows the whole enchilada) is the bible belt insanity and pre-victorian sexual attitudes of the city (or rather the blue-hairs who actually care enough to vote and waste their time in city council meetings). There are two kinds of people who go to clubs.....well really more but let me explain. There are single guys who think they are gonna get laid and couples out for a thrill. Either of these are happy to drink and see a exposed breast. Then there are people who go to clubs frequently (like......people on TUSCL) and thus have an idea about what is allowed in other places. There is no reason to go here and spend money to have women air dance or minimally "grind" you for 10-20$ a dance.

In short if you are looking for action, think again. I have done VIP here twice and not much is gonna happen. Have touched a breast for perhaps a total of 1 minute during a 30 min. VIP but that was with a girl who is very familiar with me and willing to risk her job to keep me happy. The other was a bachelor party with 2 girls who were rewarded handsomly to allow no touching. In their defense they gave a good lap dance, but you can get that without a 200ish dollar house fee anywhere. I say all that and remind you that I know management types here and frequently get comped VIP so you can imagine the experience for a new visitor. Decent girls here but simply not worth it.