Reviews by landr

This place is terrible, probably the worst strip club we’ve ever been to. It’s too bad because it should’ve been one of the best. It’s upscale and near all the downtown hotels and convention...

We visited Bare Elegance on a Monday evening from about 9 to midnight, when it was moderately busy--about 20 patrons, about 6 or 7 of whom were women accompanying men. In fact, at...

I visited the Penthouse Club on a Friday and Tuesday evening. It was much less crowded than Shotgun Willie’s a few doors away. And the dancers were as beautiful. As a...

We visited La Boheme on a Wednesday evening after leaving its awful neighbor, The Diamond Cabaret, which was appallingly bad (see our review). In contrast, La Boheme was a fun and inspired place....

After reading some of the reviews here, we visited Ecstasy on a Saturday evening from about 9 to midnight to see the stage show. And it was impressive. The dancers ranged from...

From the outside, the Century Lounge is a very scary place. Bars over windows, a very low-brow sign, and the poverty-stricken surrounding area (near LAX) would seem to be enough to discourage anyone...

We visited Cheetah's from about 7 to 10 PM on a Saturday evening. The shift change occurred between 7 and 8:30, and a dozen or so new girls wandered in during this time....

Cheetah’s is a great place on weekend nights, but we dropped by at about 10PM on the Sunday of President’s Day long weekend, and it was dead—really dead. A lot of suffering patrons,...

On its web site, Brandi’s says: “Our mission at Brandi's is to set the standard for the adult entertainment business. We will bridge the gap between nightclubs and exotic entertainment, and take...

Reading the other reviews, I made sure to visit No. 5 Orange Showroom on an off night to avoid the crowds. So I chose a Sunday from 9PM to midnight, when it was...

The Big Easy is the newest and most upscale of the three French-Maid clubs, with upstairs and downstairs seats, both for viewing the one very large stage. It’s north of downtown and was...

The Speak Easy is similar to the French Maid, but it’s south of town and was pretty dead on the Thursday evening at about 9 PM when I visited it, and the dancers were...

The French Maid offers the best striptease I’ve ever seen. The women are absolutely beautiful. They begin their four-song performance with elaborate costumes and are amazingly sexy from the moment they walk...

From a girlfriend's perspective, The Willow "seems" like a nice club. I can't really say because I did not go to this club. We did go to Cheetah's (see other review), but...

Several reviews have addressed the no-contact issue at Wandas, but I went on a Saturday night (from 9 to midnight) to see the stage show, and was not happy with it. Each girl...

From a girfriends point of view, I give this club a 9 out of 10. I give such a high rating because of the atmosphere and friendliness of the girls. The atmosphere...

From a girlfriends point of view, this club was great for atmosphere and quality of dancers. However, the dancers seemed total uninterested in the audience. They even ignored most of the single...

From a girlfriends point of view, this club should be on your "must see" list. The outside seems low-class, but the inside is truly upscale. The girls were talented dancers too. ...

My girlfriend liked the porno movies playing along the wall near the bar. However, she really hated the endlessness of only rap music....

My girlfriend really enjoyed the DJ with his lively, entertaining banter. Also, she found that several of the dancers were happy to entertain women as well as men....

This is a great club. The round stage with seats all around it (and right at the stage) makes for a great view of the dancers. The small round elevator that takes...

This club is really more of a restaurant than a strip club. Their self-description describes the food and wine in great detail (they were even reviwed by the Toronto Star's restaurant critic!) and...