We visited La Boheme on a...

We visited La Boheme on a Wednesday evening after leaving its awful neighbor, The Diamond Cabaret, which was appallingly bad (see our review). In contrast, La Boheme was a fun and inspired place. Three small stages were going strong with excellent dancers doing erotic dances. Also, girls were dancing at tiny stages at each end of the bar, where you could sit and get essentially private (air) dances nonstop for a few dollars in tips per song.

The girls of La Boheme were friendly (unlike those of Diamond). They were 5 to 8 in looks and a bit flat-chested on average, but had nice bottoms and erotic moves, so we became butt-men for the evening. Also because the place was quite intimate and the girls were amazingly friendly, it was very easy to tell them what you liked even while they were on stage. So, if you’re the only one at one of the stages (which was often when we were there) and are willing to invest five or so dollars in tips over three songs, you can get quite a nice personalized show at these stages, too, for ten consecutive minutes for minimal cost. Indeed, on several occasions, when I was the only one at a stage, the dancers noticed on their own that I clearly liked particular moves and so did them almost continuously about six inches from my face for their entire three-song sets. Nice!

In downtown Denver, La Boheme is by far the better place to go for striptease. Several couples were even there, and all seemed to be enjoying themselves.