We visited Cheetah's from about 7...

We visited Cheetah's from about 7 to 10 PM on a Saturday evening. The shift change occurred between 7 and 8:30, and a dozen or so new girls wandered in during this time. As a result, we were able to see most of both the day and evening shifts, maybe even all of Cheetah’s dancers in one evening.

And it was not a pretty sight.

Of the bunch, there were perhaps three or four girls who were pretty or who danced reasonably well and were worth watching. The rest were very skinny, chubby, flat-chested, dancing-impaired or most of the above. A few had breast jobs that were not particularly attractive. Most looked a lot better—or at least a lot less awful—with their clothes on. And this was Saturday evening; I don’t want to think about what Cheetah’s is like on a Monday afternoon. I was considering complaining in this review about the mandatory six-foot distance between the stage and the front row, but at Cheetah’s it was probably a good thing. Maybe a couple of miles would’ve been better.