Reading the other reviews, I made...

Reading the other reviews, I made sure to visit No. 5 Orange Showroom on an off night to avoid the crowds. So I chose a Sunday from 9PM to midnight, when it was moderately crowded, but a seat at the stage was available. Unfortunately, I seem to have visited, not the No. 5 Orange Showroom described by others in these reviews, but the one in some kind of evil parallel universe.

There were only three girls dancing with 20- to 25-minute breaks in between. Worse, the girls were among the least erotic dancers I’ve ever seen in a strip club. They simply walked back and forth on the stage, occasionally pausing to unceremoniously remove something. Upon removing her panties, one almost immediately used her blanket to clothe herself for the remainder of her act. Another covered her breasts with her arm for several minutes after removing her bra. The other was a 34AA. I guess it’s not necessary to announce Amateur Night in evil parallel universes.

Worse, one dancer kept complaining during her act that she was tired and hot (hot in the temperature sense, not the sexy sense). Another stopped her show frequently to demand $5 tips for almost nothing and then later another $20 from the audience to do a shower show, but no one took her up on it. The DJ interrupted anyway that no shower shows would be happening this evening in this particular universe, no matter what. After all, that would’ve required some energy, and energy seemed to be in short supply in this universe.