Reviews

This place is terrible, probably the worst strip club we’ve ever been to.

It’s too bad because it should’ve been one of the best. It’s upscale and near all the downtown hotels and convention center…

We visited Bare Elegance on a Monday evening from about 9 to midnight, when it was moderately busy--about 20 patrons, about 6 or 7 of whom were women accompanying men. In fact, at one…

I visited the Penthouse Club on a Friday and Tuesday evening. It was much less crowded than Shotgun Willie’s a few doors away. And the dancers were as beautiful. As a result,…

We visited La Boheme on a Wednesday evening after leaving its awful neighbor, The Diamond Cabaret, which was appallingly bad (see our review). In contrast, La Boheme was a fun and inspired place.…

After reading some of the reviews here, we visited Ecstasy on a Saturday evening from about 9 to midnight to see the stage show. And it was impressive. The dancers ranged from 6…

From the outside, the Century Lounge is a very scary place. Bars over windows, a very low-brow sign, and the poverty-stricken surrounding area (near LAX) would seem to be enough to discourage anyone looking…

We visited Cheetah's from about 7 to 10 PM on a Saturday evening. The shift change occurred between 7 and 8:30, and a dozen or so new girls wandered in during this time.…

Cheetah’s is a great place on weekend nights, but we dropped by at about 10PM on the Sunday of President’s Day long weekend, and it was dead—really dead. A lot of suffering patrons, but…

On its web site, Brandi’s says: “Our mission at Brandi's is to set the standard for the adult entertainment business. We will bridge the gap between nightclubs and exotic entertainment, and take a…

Reading the other reviews, I made sure to visit No. 5 Orange Showroom on an off night to avoid the crowds. So I chose a Sunday from 9PM to midnight, when it was moderately…

The Big Easy is the newest and most upscale of the three French-Maid clubs, with upstairs and downstairs seats, both for viewing the one very large stage. It’s north of downtown and was pretty…

The Speak Easy is similar to the French Maid, but it’s south of town and was pretty dead on the Thursday evening at about 9 PM when I visited it, and the dancers were as…