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70 reviews by landr

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, HI

A dying club—possibly dead already.

Just awful. Everything that could possibly be bad was awful. Let this place die a quick painless death. I’d been to this club a couple of times many years ago and liked the format…

7 yrs ago

Theatre Chochotte

Paris, FR

Artistic Eroticism

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

My wife and I took in the show on a Saturday afternoon and evening at Theatre Chochotte a couple of weeks ago when we were passing through Paris. I’d gone there a few years…

7 yrs ago

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

I was hesitant to visit Scarlett's...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I was hesitant to visit Scarlett's because I'd found it to be lacking several years ago when I'd last visited it. At that time, only a few uninspired dancers were on duty on a…

11 yrs ago

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

I went to Flashdancers on a...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I went to Flashdancers on a Sunday evening and so didn't expect much. But I was surprised at the number of dancers present. On the other hand, the dancer quality wasn't high (mostly…

15 yrs ago

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

I visited Little Darlings on a...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I visited Little Darlings on a Tuesday night,arriving about 1:30am. When I arrived, it was packed with patrons, and I had to stand for a while. But within a few minutes, it calmed…

15 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

I visited DÃ©jÃ Vu on a...

★★★★★★★2.3/10

I visited DÃ©jÃ Vu on a Tuesday evening from about midnight to 1:30am. It was one of the worst strip cub experiences Iâ€™ve had. Of the dozen or so dancers present, most were…

15 yrs ago

Peppermint Hippo New Orleans

New Orleans, LA

I visited Deja Vu for about...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I visited Deja Vu for about three hours on a Saturday evening after reading relatively positive reviews on TUSCL. The atmosphere was good and friendly, and I enjoyed it. However, the stage dancers…

15 yrs ago

Tahiti Bar and Table Dance Club

Stuttgart, DE

A decent way to spend an...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

A decent way to spend an evening. About 20 dancers who danced down to nothing (but the nothing lasted only a few seconds at the end of the third song). Not much variation…

16 yrs ago

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

I visited Scarlett's on a late...

★★★★★★1.7/10

I visited Scarlett's on a late Wednesday evening, when 20 girls were present, and the place was about half full. Most of the girls were in the 2 to 5 range, and those that…

16 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

I visited Deja Vu on a...

★★★★★★1.7/10

I visited Deja Vu on a Tuesday night. The girls were not attractive at all, and the stage dancing was bad. I think I hit "Botched Tatoo Night.â€ The private dance I…

17 yrs ago

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

I visited Little Darlings twice on...

★★★★★★1.7/10

I visited Little Darlings twice on a recent trip to Las Vegas, first on a Thursday evening, and again the following Saturday evening for "Fantasy Night," when it was advertised that the girls dressed in…

17 yrs ago

Theatre Chochotte

Paris, FR

I agree with the two previous...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I agree with the two previous reviewers, whom I'd like to thank for their reviews, which convinced me to go. I really liked this place, which is unlike any other club I've ever visited.…

17 yrs ago

Whisper (was Penthouse)

Paris, FR

Hereâ€™s how to visit The Hustler...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Hereâ€™s how to visit The Hustler Club in Paris. 1. Obtain a free-entry coupon from the "Where" magazine in your hotel room. …

17 yrs ago

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, FL

I stopped by 2001 Odyssey on...

★★★★★★2.0/10

I stopped by 2001 Odyssey on a Friday evening (back in March; soory it took so long to submit the review) from about 10PM until 1AM. In strong contrast with its neighbor right across the…

17 yrs ago

Lust

Baltimore, MD

I decided to try a club...

★★★★★★2.0/10

I decided to try a club on the block on a Saturday evening in Baltimore, and, based on the reviews here, I chose Lust when Hustler wouldnâ€™t let me in due to my cut-off-sleeve T-shirt.…

17 yrs ago

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

I visited the Player's Club on...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I visited the Player's Club on Thursday and Saturday evenings during a recent trip to Baltimore. While it's definitely a good club and infinitely better than the block clubs (which are really baaaad), it's…

17 yrs ago

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, CA

I visited DÃ©jÃ vu from about...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I visited DÃ©jÃ vu from about 9:30PM to 12:30AM on a Friday evening, and I'm not sure what everyone likes about it. Since Friday evenings should be prime time, you'd expect the girls to…

17 yrs ago

Goldfingers

Prague, CZ

I visited Goldfingers again (see my...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I visited Goldfingers again (see my review from last year) on a recent trip to Prague on a Wednesday evening. It opens at 8 PM and puts dancers on the stage earlier than most…

17 yrs ago

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

I visited Scarlett's on a Friday...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I visited Scarlett's on a Friday evening from about 9 to midnight. The stage show was fair, with some girls doing a decent job, but others not so. The attraction of Scarlett's, however,…

17 yrs ago

Darling Cabaret

Prague, CZ

After having a great time at...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

After having a great time at Darling last summer, I visited it again this summer when I returned to Prague. Itâ€™s a strip club that offers very expensive lap (and not very satisfying) dances, but…

17 yrs ago

Doll House

Sandy Springs, GA

My wife thought it'd be fun...

★★★★★★1.3/10

My wife thought it'd be fun to check out a male strip club, and the Main Stage, which offered males stripping in one room and females stripping next door in the same building, was pretty…

17 yrs ago

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

I've always been really disappointed by...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

I've always been really disappointed by the particularly uncreative and unsexy attire of strip club dancers. Girls wearing simple bathing suits (which you can see anywhere in public) are so boring that I don't…

18 yrs ago

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

I visited Deja Vu Centerfolds on...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I visited Deja Vu Centerfolds on a Friday. The stage show was good, with fairly good dancers taking everything off fairly artfully. There were lots of girls: I never saw the same one…

18 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

I dropped by Deja vu Showgirls...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I dropped by Deja vu Showgirls on a Wednesday evening (from 9 to midnight) the week before Christmas. A friendly manager met me on the way in and nicely explained the deals. Dances were…

18 yrs ago

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, NM

I visited Fantasy World on a...

★★★★★★1.0/10

I visited Fantasy World on a Saturday evening at about 10 PM. The dozen or so dancers present were nice-looking. But, for the hour I wasted there, those on stage were making no…

18 yrs ago