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EarlTee

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13 posts by EarlTee

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Bad Mother

Rachel Lenhardt is a very bad mother and clearly has some serious problems, but I would really, really like to get to know her. Story here: http://tinyurl.com/mmxo8fj Pix here: http://imgur.com/gallery/pSLBV

EarlTee11 yrs ago 7

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Crossword Puzzle

The clue was "Purchases by hobbyists," and I already had 3 of the 4 letters: _ I T S Obviously "TITS" but it turned out to be "KITS" -- different hobby, I guess.

EarlTee11 yrs ago 2 3

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Suing the Club

I was getting a blowjob in the VIP. The guy in the next booth was getting a handjob. He finished first and left. I finished, stood up to leave, slipped on his splooge spot on the floor, fell and broke…

EarlTee13 yrs ago 4

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That Damned Strip Club Music

It's been discussed many times before. Like several of you, I'm a wretched old fuddy-duddy and don't like the music played in most clubs. So... I was in Burger King, in a lily-white heavily-Mormon suburb of Phoenix, and the clientele was…

EarlTee13 yrs ago 7

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Drury Hotels

Their tag line gives me wood. "The Extras Aren't Extra!"

EarlTee13 yrs ago 5

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The evocation of a culture

TUSCL's tagline is "More than a list. It's the evocation of a culture." WTF does that even mean?

EarlTee14 yrs ago 12

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Avoiding 2AMs

I have a number of reasons for preferring to do my clubbing in the afternoon rather than at night. I'm wondering... any of you guys club in the afternoon partly because it seems safer?

EarlTee14 yrs ago 25

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Clueless or SS?

I got a few dances from a particular hottie, and since there was a bit of OTP stick shifting, I started the discussion of some VIP relief. She seemed startled. She said, essentially, "No, I can't do that, the managers poke…

EarlTee14 yrs ago 2 39

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Where To Post a Non-Review

One of my local clubs (Cheetah's in Phoenix) hasn't had cars in the parking lot for a week or so, and no one answers the phone. I have no reason to think that it's permanently closed, but I'd hate for someone…

EarlTee14 yrs ago 8

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Do I Have a Porn Problem?

I'm worried about my mental health. I don't much care for porn! I would rather watch a real woman dance around on stage in clothes than watch a moving image of a naked woman. (It should go without saying that…

EarlTee15 yrs ago 20

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The Making of a PL

In his recent "Is this normal? First timer's account..." thread, BigMofo said that his first club had stage dances only, and he was completely unmoved. This is very different from my experience, and I thought I'd ask how common it…

EarlTee16 yrs ago 16

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Club Names

For some reason I've been paying attention to club names recently. I hate the stupid intentional misspellings: Platinum Dollz, Bottomz Up, Club Sinsations, Sinsaysionals, Lipstixx. One exception might be Suthern Kumforts, which is spelled so stupidly as to make me think…

EarlTee16 yrs ago 2 27

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(10 + 1 + 5) / 3 = 8.93

The member rating for Foxxies in Austin, TX is 8.93. The overall ratings from the three individual reviews are 10, 1, and 5. What don't I understand? Horrible math? The 8.93 includes scores whose reviews have aged off the board?

EarlTee16 yrs ago 2 3
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