Posts by EarlTee

Rachel Lenhardt is a very bad mother and clearly has some serious problems, but I would really, really like to get to know her. Story here: http://tinyurl.com/mmxo8fj Pix here: http://imgur.com/gallery/pSLBV

The clue was "Purchases by hobbyists," and I already had 3 of the 4 letters: _ I T S Obviously "TITS" but it turned out to be "KITS" -- different hobby, I guess.

I was getting a blowjob in the VIP. The guy in the next booth was getting a handjob. He finished first and left. I finished, stood up to leave, slipped on his splooge spot on the floor, fell and broke…

It's been discussed many times before. Like several of you, I'm a wretched old fuddy-duddy and don't like the music played in most clubs. So... I was in Burger King, in a lily-white heavily-Mormon suburb of Phoenix, and the clientele was…

Their tag line gives me wood. "The Extras Aren't Extra!"

TUSCL's tagline is "More than a list. It's the evocation of a culture." WTF does that even mean?

I have a number of reasons for preferring to do my clubbing in the afternoon rather than at night. I'm wondering... any of you guys club in the afternoon partly because it seems safer?

I got a few dances from a particular hottie, and since there was a bit of OTP stick shifting, I started the discussion of some VIP relief. She seemed startled. She said, essentially, "No, I can't do that, the managers poke…

One of my local clubs (Cheetah's in Phoenix) hasn't had cars in the parking lot for a week or so, and no one answers the phone. I have no reason to think that it's permanently closed, but I'd hate for someone…

I'm worried about my mental health. I don't much care for porn! I would rather watch a real woman dance around on stage in clothes than watch a moving image of a naked woman. (It should go without saying that…

In his recent "Is this normal? First timer's account..." thread, BigMofo said that his first club had stage dances only, and he was completely unmoved. This is very different from my experience, and I thought I'd ask how common it…

For some reason I've been paying attention to club names recently. I hate the stupid intentional misspellings: Platinum Dollz, Bottomz Up, Club Sinsations, Sinsaysionals, Lipstixx. One exception might be Suthern Kumforts, which is spelled so stupidly as to make me think…