Articles by tuscl

I hereby lay my claim to the title of "Pathetic-est Loser of All Time" before the court. My SB (Becky) called a couple of weeks ago and said she was coming to town to visit and take care of some unfinished baby daddy issues. Sans hubby. Sans kids. After my heart started beating again, I far too casually asked her where…

I've seen this topic come up in some form many times in my relatively short time here, and all I can say is, probably the latter, though who really knows besides the woman involved? But let me tell you about a friend of mine who's been seeing strippers for a lot of years. It started like any of his other flings,…

Most customers have the same questions; these answers only pertain to my personal feelings and experiences, every gal is different :) So in no particular order (they don't tend to come in any particular order): Have you ever done it with another girl? Kissing, cuddling, fondling, sure! Why not, we got all the pretty parts! :) But I only ever went down…

I am an entertainer and know that there are certain things a guy can do that will make you want to go the extra mile and things that will make you refuse another dance no matter how slow the night is. I realize not everyone has the same idea of what makes the best dance or best time at…

"Hello, my name is Georg, and I'm a Pathetic Loser." I do not *believe* I'm writing this shit. I've been seeing my current favorite, let's call her "Becky", for a little over a year now, and for all that time, she's maintained that I am the only guy she's fucking. Not just fucking for money, but fucking, period, not even a boyfriend.…