Articles by tuscl

When I started out mongering somewhere around 1990, gentlemen's clubs had everything I wanted and desired. For 20 years lap dances were sufficient to keep me entertained. Dancers wanted you to have a good time and seemed to actually enjoy entertaining men. It was not just ‘fast money’ or ‘a hustle’. I could satiate my craving for variety and excitement…

I had not been going to strip clubs for several years due to the coronavirus pandemic. I started going again this spring. The biggest shock was the increase in prices. It now seems like the cheapest I can get extras at my local strip clubs is $500 and many dancers want much more than that. It is going to be…

A lot of men out there have a fantasy of fucking a flight attendant. It is one of the things I have been able to cross off my sexual bucket list many times over. If you want to bed a stewardess, don’t waste your energy trying to game her while she is working on a flight. She needs to remain professional…

A few weeks ago, I picked up a 20-something hardbody from the Florence McClure Women’s Correctional Center upon her release. I took her out to the Meadows Mall to pick up a few items from Victoria’s Secret, Forever 21 and Crazily Fashion. We then rolled over to Circus Circus and got a cheap hotel room for the evening. She got…

I had never been into massages. I thought they were a waste of money and only for sissies. I was never interested in a stranger rubbing their hands all over me at one of those Massage Envy places. I highly doubted there was anything a masseuse at a massage shop could do that would relieve me of stress and tension.…

There are certain things young women cannot resist. Besides puppies, handbags, Instagram selfies, and shopping, one of those things is boats. My favorite weekend activity the last several years is bringing sugar babies and strippers out on my Lake Mead houseboat for a day of drinking, swimming, sunbathing, fishing, and whatever else we end up doing. I have yet to…

I met up with a new sugar baby a month ago, and we ended up having sex at her apartment complex. I did not use a condom, just stuck it in. She said she was on birth control and clean of any STD’s. She said she got tested monthly. I had my doubts about the ‘monthly’ thing because her place…

The topic of mass shootings and gun control have been all over the news as of late. In the last few years we have seen mass shootings in churches, elementary schools, high schools, grocery stores, theaters, and nightclubs. Read the news on Google and you will see at least a few violent crimes taking place at gentlemen’s clubs every week.…

(Expanded from 80 to triple-ones, with some good new content) On strippers and clubbing in general… 1. They'll say anything to separate you from your money, but it still might be worth it. 2. She might like you as a person, but she doesn’t love you. This is her way of paying the bills. You. Are. A. Customer. 3. Be a normal human fucking being to her.…

Like the discussion board thread, these are 80 things I wish I would have known (or at least internalized) before going to a strip club. On strippers in general… 1. They'll say anything to separate you from your money, but it still might be worth it. 2. Dancers couldn’t be…