Reviews

Report on 3-4 weekday afternoon visits and one evening visit, all during the last 5-6 weeks: For DC, this is a pretty good club. It is almost always quiet in the afternoons – a handful of…

Was back in DC for a work trip and since I really enjoyed my last visit I decided to give MPire another shot. It was a Wednesday night around 10pm and this time it…

This was going to be a review based on 2 recent visits: a recent afternoon visits to Mpire and an earlier visit about 10 days ago. But that attempt to visit Friday was unsuccessful. On…

Mpire is a crisp, clean, welcoming show club in an upscale DC neighborhood. Be aware, this is a no touching, no lap dance establishment - just set your expectations accordingly. As many have noted, Mpire…

I decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three things when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean the men’s room is and how good the…

After spending a couple of hours at nearby Camelot, I walked a few feet over to Mpire. It is a very nice looking elegant club. There was no cover to enter, and I took a…

So, this was the first time I had gone to Mpire, I have always stuck to the PG County clubs but I was around the corner drinking at ESL and on my way back to…

This club has suffered in the past from a lack of customers. Often it would be nearly empty on the usual slow nights early in the week. It still has problems attracting customers in…

I’ve been here before and will always come back. I don’t understand why this club is not rated higher. This club is clean, modern, classy and a great place to sit at the bar and…

It wasn’t very busy, but neither was Camelot next door. A couple of nice lookers, a few not so much. Drinks are very expensive, as are the no contact private dances I won’t…

Was in town for a conference, so I stopped by the club around 10pm, solo, after a large group dinner. Was seated at the bar right next to one of the round stages flanking…

The last few evenings I’ve been here, the club has been fairly crowded. This is actually a problem because of the way the seating is set up. There is just a long bench along…