Reviews

The club is clean and upscale looking. The lighting is super bright. Not my cup of tea, usually. There are 3 floors. 1st floor is pretty boring with a small rotation of dancers on 2…

My first time at Mpire. Previously I’ve been to Archibald’s so had my expectations lowered as far as contact and lap dances. With that in my, this was an enjoyable visit but I’m unlikely to…

This was my first time going to a club in DC. Went on a Wednesday around 5pm so there wasn't many people there. I've never been to Camelot but Mpire is right next to it…

Probably one of the best looking strip clubs that I have been to. The inside was immaculate and upscale. Place looks like it had just been remodeled. Now the space is kinda of tiny. While…

I approached after 1am—perhaps that’s why they asked no cover. I was whisked inside and quickly found a table next to the bar. The room is not huge, with small tables for the dancers to…

Washington D.C. Third stop on a DC strip club journey. Walked my ass here from Archibalds. Two guys at the front, one big black guy greets me, seemed like a friendly dude and checks ID…

I met some friends in DC for drinks and decided to check out Mpire on my way home. I arrived about 10 on a Wednesday night. There were 3 bouncers on the street. One escorted…

First time going to a club in DC. Went two weeks ago on a Wednesday night. Arrived after midnight. Interestingly enough I told the cab I wanted to go to Camelot and I wasn’t even…

Quick Summary: No Cover, Full Nude, No Touch*, Pop and Hip-Hop music (Playlist or DJ on certain nights). Very Clean. Small rooms. Automatic Gratuity. >1st floor: 2 Small Stages, Small Room, long couches and round tables >2nd floor:…

After two DC strip clubs in as many nights, I’m starting to detect a pattern. No touching unless “upstairs” and at premium prices and no seating at the stage. Frankly it is not a compelling…

Made it to MPIRE on a Tuesday around 6pm and stayed around 11pm. First time since COVID. A couple of 8s and 9s dancing. Met a nice girl who wanted to be…

I visited Mpire Gentleman's Club in Washington DC on the evening of Tuesday, August 2nd around 10:15pm, because I saw the reviews online and it was supposed to be one of Washington DC's better strip…