The Mpire Gentlemen's Club Reviews

I have not been visiting SCs much lately but decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three thins when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean the men’s room is and how good the lighting is (better than I SC I’ve...

The big difference between Mpire and their neighbor, Camelot, is simple: If you want mostly natural girls, come here. If you want Barbie, go to Camelot. I enjoyed my last visit a few weeks ago. It’s pretty dead at 9 but picks up by 11. The place has a nice...

MPire provided a nice break on a Tuesday night. After getting ID scanned and paying no cover, I walked into a bright, clean, and contemporary three floor space with big screens, two stages on the main, bottom floor (with the poles pretty much reaching all the way up to...

Mpire's daytime shift has gotten a little more consistent, thankfully,and they seem to have gotten past their staffing problems that often kept them closed until late in the afternoo . There're two specials that run consecutively: from noon til 4, you can get a lunch--with beer!--for $10. The...

Went to Kamelot, and not impressed, end up going to Mpire next door, service was OK, dancers were friendly, a little to pretentious for my taste. I saw pretty bodies, but the faces no so much. They had some pole skill and made the stay OK, but the no touching...

Obviously DC isnt the spot to go for lapdances, but if you want to see some hot girls and have a drink, MPire isnt half bad! The interior is bright for a strip club. Reminds me of a restaurant inside. The food was good even if it was overpriced (I...

There are a bunch of new, good looking girls here now which is attracting a bigger crowd. Many of them landed here from getting off the DC Club Merry-Go-Round. Same girls, same clubs, same customers. The new ones here are Kate, Raya and Lolita from Camelot and a...

I come back her trying to relive an evening when I spent time with the most beautiful redhead I've ever met. Since then, the hottest women by far have been the bartenders. The dancers are usually 5-7 and increasingly covered with tats, which is not my taste. They are all...

Not Much Has Changed In A Year. How Does This Place Survive? It's Got Its Pluses But . . .

I visited recently. I stopped in about 3:30 pm on a Thursday. This is my first visit in a year or so. The place is still in business, inside looks great,...

Right next door to the Camelot club, I didn't ask if they're was any joint ownership but it really looked like there could have been. No cover here either at least at 7:30 pm on a Sunday night.

Both clubs followed pretty much the same MO. As in "let's...

I stopped into Mpire Club tonight (Tuesday) to blow off steam from a stressful day at work around 8pm. No cover. Went upstairs to a small room with two small stages and a bar with individual tables lining the wall. There was a contingent of Japanese business lining the...

Stopped back in again while in the area. Same deal as before. The club itself is very modern, but it's not a strip club vibe at all. Seats are all community style and you'll be sitting cheek to cheek with strangers. No private tables where you...

Mpire is hit or miss. Usually, my experience is in the afternoon that they have a few slim spinners who are pretty. Today was different. I got there about 4, and was the second guy in the club, joined shortly by a third. Two of the dancers were a bit,...

Mpire is hit or miss. Usually, my experience is in the afternoon that they have a few slim spinners who are pretty. Today was different. I got there about 4, and was the second guy in the club, joined shortly by a third. Two of the dancers were a bit,...

I haven't been to this club since it came under new ownership - so quite some time. However, I was in town and thought I'd drop in. Only the downstairs was open and it has kind of a techno feel to it - bright and neon. Three...

Went there after a lunch on Wednesday afternoon, maybe 1:30 PM. Was the only patron there for a full 30 minutes. Felt naked...There were 3 dancers, ranging from about a 4 to a 7. The 7 was an attractive AA from Alabama visiting who had great breasts. The other two...

Definitely stop by here. Gorgeous set of girls and friendly atmosphere. One of the more classy clubs in the area. Being that's it's located in Dc and your not allowed to touch the girls. The Dancers on stage are clothed for the first dance. Topless by the 2 song...

For the past couple weeks Mpire is my light club to go but a week ago, my promise was broken.

Mpire is located in the business area of DC with plenty of law firms and consulting firms around. Plenty of men with money work near by. Entrance is free and...

Decided to drop into Mpire after a work function. It had been about 2 years since I last visited the club and was a little curious to see if things were the same. After the ID check I was told to go to the room on the lower level as...

I've been to this club maybe 6 times in the past few months, always during the day. It's quiet, with rarely more than 4-5 dancers and not a lot of customers. For me that works well, but for the club and dancers less so. Still, I think...

I guess this is a whatever type of strip club. Due to the location, it does not have lap dances so that is not the greatest. The dancers there are friendly enough but there are a few who are only interested in getting tips. The club itself is a moderate...

Visited this club on a Sunday and it continues to struggle with having a lot of customers. Thus there is a vicious cycle of few costumers leading to fewer dancers, which discourage new customers.

The dancers that are there are not the top quality. It is too bad because...

After experiencing my first DC strip club next door at Camelot, I was a little disappointed in how far a dollar didn't go in DC. To recap, there is no such thing as VIP, private dances, couch dances, or even "handshakes" in DC. If that's all you're used do, I...

Stopped into Mpire while in DC a few month back. Decided on here over Camelot's next door simply based on the fact that this place was smaller and you tend to get more dancer attention in smaller venues. There were only about 8 girls on staff for the night (which...

Walk inside! The interior is a funky, contemporary mahogany/cedar/teak accent and velvety red/white leather mix, with the feel of a laid-back, "it's cool to be here," city club-mini-steakhouse feel. I love the atmosphere. Some of the waitresses make you feel like you're being served at your favorite country club, sometimes...