Bare Assets

Bare Assets is well worth your time and money! If you’re visiting the New Port Ritchie area this is the place to hit up. Finding the club is a breeze. Parking is…

Second time to BA a few months ago. Much worse than my previous visit. The club had barely a dozen girls (last time there were 20+), all average at best.…

Got to the club around five and found a spot at the bar. I was attended to by a nice young lady whose name I was unable to hear due to an…

Dropped by here on a Saturday night. Club has a strange layout that seems to make it feel larger than it is, but its not very big. There was enough…

A good club overall - very relaxed atmosphere, full bar, and a decent number of good looking dancers. Most of the girls were in the 7-8 range with a few outlier 6's…

I came in a few times before during day shift and did not think much of this club. Were at a few other clubs and most of the hot dancers told me…

I came in a few times before during day shift and did not think much of this club. Were at a few other clubs and most of the hot dancers told me…

Visited last month on a Sat afternoon at around 2pm and it wasn't that crowed. There was no cover charge and they serve liquor, with full nude which is a strange…

Went north to Pasco to see what all the fuss was about. Tried 2 other clubs and was unimpressed until Bare Assets. The place was packed and alcohol was flowing.…

Haven't been to this club in some time, but it still absolutely GREAT! As always, there are quiet a few lovely women who work this club and they are absolutely friendly.…

I was recently retired from the army for wounds received in combat. This place lifted my spirits. The bouncers were awesome, not pushy at all. The girls are 100%…

I am posting this as a follow up to my last review. I stand corrected. Evidently, I hit this club on some off nights. Friday night's visit was quite impressive. There were…

I'd always been impressed with Bare Assets in the past. I started visiting this club in August of 2009, admittedly not very often. It's a long drive for me in bad traffic,…

I visited on Sunday, March 14. About a dozen dancers were working, mostly 7-8's. I saw Sarah, who used to be Megan at Ybor Strip. She gives off a MILF vibe.…

Wow. I had heard about this place but was very disappointed. Talent was probably 2 7's and a couple of 6s. Very pricey to go back for laps or VIP. The people…

I usually visit Bare Assets @ night, but last Saturday I decided to try their dayshift. There is no cover on dayshift, which is nice. I found a seat, which was easy.…

Still among my favorite places. They have impoved the lighting somewhat (or maybe my eyes have gotten better) but it is still quite dark. A cultural shock when entering from the Florida…

Used to stop in quite often, mostly in the afternoon and got to know several of the gals. Open area was good for topless grinding, especially since often alone. Back…

When I'm in the mood to drink and smoke AND see full nudity I drive over to Holiday to visit Bare Assets. Of all the clubs I've been to this one has…

I am an occasional visitor to Florida and BA has been a stop on each visit. The first few times I had been there, the experience was immensely pleasureable. But…

I visited this establishment Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights with a big group of guys. The ratio of dancers to customers on Friday and Saturday night was low, but Sunday had…

Came in with a couple of friends visiting from out-of-town on a late Friday night (11ish). Lots of girls, but the avg. quality per girl was a quite a ways down…

Came here for my bachelor party. I was very impressed with the quality of girls on a Friday night. Overall the club is pretty dark, but is cool because there…

Made my first visit to Bare Assets yesterday. Kind of a disappointment. What others have said about the bouncers is true. There was congestion as we tried to enter---because three bouncers were…

it's taken awhile to post this. stopped by at the end of august and was not overly impressed. mostly 6's maybe a 7 or two. it was a slow night, so i'm…

Dropped by Bare Assets on a Friday around 7 PM. There must have been a shift change going on as they rounded up all the girls for a stage review.…

I visited the club Tuesday afternoon around 3:00 and was surprised by the number of dancers in the club. There were about 6 dancers with not too many customers. There was no…

i visited bare assets and was amazed at how cheap the drinks were to other clubs. The music was great and the club was full. The women were beautiful between 7-9. Very…

I dropped by here on a recent jaunt thru Florida. Its an above-average club. There was no cover, nice, and full nudity. Stage set-up…

I was referred to this club by my brother who lives in the area. I went in and there were a few women. Some were pretty nice and some not…

Visited again while in the area. My only complaint is that the club is DARK. Walk in from the Florida sunshine, and it takes quite a while to figure even if the…

I was in Pasco for the day and stumbled across Bare Assets. Went in about 2:00 and there were about 8 girls working. The girls varied in size and looks, some young…

A good club but without vibe, or ambiance, or whatever the trendy term is right now, at least in the afternoon. Nice decor, good talent, excellent LD action, but 24 hours later…

Visited on a Thursday night several weeks ago. $10 cover charge. Dancers were quite friendly and good interaction when tipping them for their stage dances. One dancer was especially liberal…

I spent a couple hours here between day and evening shift. The club interior is more upscale than most of the other clubs in this area, and so are the quality…

Stopped in on Thursday afternoon, the first week in November. Sat by the stage, had a drink. Watched a half-dozen or so dancers, one of whom actually bared all her assets. No…

Visited the club after the previous reviews peeked my interest. The parking lot was full (a good sign) so I parked behind the club in their lot across the street.…

Fun club that I have been to many times over the years. Second best club in Pasco county next to Brass Flamingo and trust me they are very very close in all…

Attended once with our friends for their Jack and Jill engagement party...Had a GREAT time...Jack and Jill are still up the hill! I got a lap dance that went about a minute…

This is a good "anything goes" type club. Kind of a shabby interior that looks like a remodeled house with a strange cramped layout. Make sure to go in the evening.…

I dropped by on a Monday afternoon. There were lots of cars in the lot and a lot of customers inside. Most of the customers tended to be older white…

visited club around 330p on Tuesday 6/17. good crowd. lots of dancers. too many anorexics, too many tattoos, too many bolt on boobs. Was happy to see my old fav Paige…

I dropped into the Bare Assets 12:45 PM having heard a while back that the incomparable (38 triple Ds) Allison, late of the Tanga, might be working there. It was not to…

very busy club,pretty and polide ladies.latte night turned out to be very ghetto.admison was $9 drink prices are fair.some girls have no business to dance in any club.they have topless dances for…

This will be a brass tacks review for the out of town set. Unless you happen to be in Holiday, Florida there is no need to go out of your way…

I've always wanted to visit Bare Assets, but I never had a chance. I've read some great reviews here on TUSCL and on other websites. Either a big rainstorm would…

Was back here a few weeks ago and managed to hook up with India, an older Latina with a nice rear-end and big, albeit not exactly perky, breasts. She gave great…

Returned from Florida again recently and went here again. great overall club. I went in the afternoon on a Wednesday and there musthave been about 10…

Was here for part of the day shift in mid-February. It's certainly a good time. I spent some time with a dancer who certainly wasn't the hottest in the club, but was…

Since my last review, the club has hired a ton of new dancers for day shifts. While most of the old favorites are still around, some of the new women are…

Spent two very enjoyable afternoons there in mid-January. Everything said about the afternoon shift below is true. What could be better than sitting with a drink and a smoke watching…

I agree with previous reviewers about quality of day shift dancers. Stopped in Saturday, since I was in the area (rarely am). I was amazed at how a club could not charge…

Definitely my favorite club in the Tampa area. Full nude, alcohol. Decent contact lap dances. I prefer the day shift, and often head there after work just to unwind.…

Previous reviews have pretty much been right-on. I stopped by here day shift and there about 10 girls that day. Most of them were about…

Completely agree with the previous posts about the difference between dayshift and nightshift dancers. I was here a few days ago and stayed from 5:30pm to about 8pm, experienced both varieties. Dayshift…

Just as in my previous visit here (reviewed June 5), I experienced mixed success over two days, which proves the wisdom of the advice "YMMV" if nothing else. First day, afternoon visit produced…

visited 13/3 around 2pm. club was empty. High girl to guy ratio. sat down at bar and much to my surprise, my favorite club dancer, Paige, was sitting right next…

I seem to only get here in the afternoons. The dancers rate very high for day time staff. Very friendly, very attractive ... and stark naked. Tough to beat! There is no cover…

Guys -- I stopped in at Bare Assets last week, during a business trip to the Tampa Bay area. It was during the day, so there was no cover charge. They…

As promised, I came back last Wednesday during dayshift and had a spin with Valerie in the VIP room. $150 for the full session, but $50 went to the DJ and only…

Stopped by here on a Sunday afternoon. Things were very slow, with only about six girls working and not many more customers. They serve alcohol here and its about the…

My first visit here on a Wednesday afternoon after a multi-year absence... and WOW, have I been deprived all these years. This club has just about everything you could want: friendly…

I have been to Bare Assets the past two Friday nights and it was fantastic. The girls are mostly 8-9's with a couple 10's. The best part is they are very friendly…

I stopped in on a slow Wednesday night around 10:30 PM. The place was pretty empty, but there were enough girls around to entertain the crowd. They don't have any specials on…

Two stops on a recent Tampa visit allow me to expand on my previous review of February 17. A Saturday afternoon stop just after the monsoon moved through was highlighted by a topless…

There have been a number of changes since I last reviewed this club, which is still my favorite. They remodeled the area in the back, where the second stage is.…

Dropped by for an early evening visit recently. Had never visited while it was still daylight outside. I'd heard the afternoon's could be a fun time. Perhaps I should have gone earlier…

Made my first visit to this club after reading mostly positive reviews. My visit was only so-so. First the positives: Beautiful girls, fun atmosphere, comfortable seating. Now the negatives: $40 a pop…

My afternoon visit avoided the cover charge and the crowding that drew complaints from the reviewers below. About half a dozen dancers with a dozen customers, but half of the guys were…

Positives: (1) Beautiful girls (2) Nice place (3) Big selection Negatives (1) Steep cover (2) Nude dances $40 (3) Very crowded (4) Locals rule the roost (5) The bouncers try to intimidate the…

Tried to control myself, but went back to Bare Assets on Wed 12/19 around 1pm. Had limited time and money so I hoped I could find Juliana and have some more fun.…

Visited club on Tuesday 12/19 from 5pm to 7pm. club was full of customers but seems a little short on dancers. did not recognize any of my favs from past…

Damn! Visited this club recently on a Wednesday evening/night expecting to be somewhat disappointed and was pleasantly surprised - especially after the $9 cover charge. By the time I left,…

Always a strong showing of pretty girls. Although local in nature the girls are all pretty nice and beautiful. Went there shortly after a couple of meetings in Tampa on…

Nice small club in northern Tampa Bay. Alcohol served. Pretty girls that get naked on stage most of the time but not always. $20 topless dances with two-way contact.…

visited club from 330p to 6pm on 8/1. club was not as crowded as in past visits. about 12 dancers on day shift. sorry to hear my fav Paige was not…

Went there the other weekend, it by far is my favorite place to hang out. The girls are real sweet and the dances are great. Still 20 for topless…

Visited the club twice two weeks ago both times in the afternoon. For afternoon girls, they had a good crew! Very friendly, forthcoming, ranged from 7 to 9. No cover. $3.25 for…

Visited club in the evening. Too many bouncer types with their sleeves rolled up showing off their upper arms. Clubs that employ these fools soon lose my business. Seriously,…

First time back here in about a year. Stopped on a Wed. afternoon, about 15 girls, all attractive. The good news is Julia is back. Very fun to talk with and gives…

Went In this club on a Saturday afternoon. No cover was charged so I went in got a beer and set down to watch girls were nice 7 or so, and there…

Went there last week after a couple meetings in Tampa. It was kind of a drive especially when you learn that it is nude and serves alcohol. This place is…

Stopped by this place again. It's a little dark, but very nice and clean inside. The barmaids serving drinks are on top of you right away, and are very friendly.…

Things have changed a bit since I last visited. Bare Assets is still the place to go in the Tampa Bay area, IMHO, but it's lost a bit of its quaintness…

My first time here few weeks ago and won't be my last. Even mix of ladies, good drinks, good dances and unlike Tampa, the vip is priced reasonable. My friends…

I'm a long-time clubber and it takes a little to impress me. Went to BA because have read so much about full bar/full nude. I dont go to nude clubs…

Visited this club last Wednesday evening on my annual Tampa excursion. Arrived about 8 in the evening. No website, therefore no coupons...Cover was $9, and a mandatory soda was $4. Probably…

I go to Bare Assets at least once a month. I went last Monday (2/13/06) and as always there was a large array of beautiful women. I sometime indulge in…

Place has gotten a lot busier lately, parking can be a bit of a pain. The lighting is still too low, but the talent is still quote good. Frequent specials,…

A tale of two cities - let me explain - I came into the club about 4 PM on a Friday afternoon, just to check out the place first. Had a…

I visit the Tampa area at least once a year. After my visit last year I stopped at BA and swore I'd visit at least once a trip. This year…

Reporting on two visists in the last month. Miserable Sunday visit. DJ was a complete jerk fighting with the dancers. Made it bad for customers when a dancer asked…

Dropped by last week and saw all three of my favorite dancers on the same night. Alanah, Aleya and Razelle. See them all and see them in that order and then you…

Recent quck Monday afternoon visit had notable dancers in Mia a very fiendly talkative entertainer, Faith a very pretty dancer I would normally expect to see on a night shift and Vienna…

Spent my first time here on early saturday evening, and it was pretty much what has been said by previous reviewers. It is an odd L shaped layout with lighting that could…

Got to agree with prior posters that the lighting here in this club is annoying. Having said that, the girls are anything but. Lots of attractive ladies were at the ready on…

visited club 11/2 around 4pm. club was very busy. lots of golfers and older gents. girls were 6-8. was very happy to see my fav from last visit paige was working.…

Went here on a Friday night thinking it would be a bit sleazy and weak on the talent. I was totally wrong! There seemed to be an endless parade of really nice…

Stopped in the club on a Wednesday during the dayshift. Big club about 15 girls working, full nude and full alcohol. Several girls were sitting around the bar talking to regulars I…

Went on this past Thursday night. Crowd was kinda small. Staff was very nice. There were about 12 girls most of whom were 7's and above. Lap dances were $20…