Bare Assets
1406 US-19 Holiday, FL 34691

I usually visit Bare Assets @...

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potheadpl
Jan 7, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

I usually visit Bare Assets @ night, but last Saturday I decided to try their dayshift. There is no cover on dayshift, which is nice. I found a seat, which was easy. Place was not busy on dayshift, whereas nightshift tends to be very crowded.

Waitress asked for my drink order within a couple of minutes. Beer was $3.50 for Bud. Smoke was minimal. Normally this place is smoky enough to make my eyes burn.

Talent was, um, older. I think Bare Assets' dayshift is where strippers come right before they retire. Average was 38, I think. A couple could have been mid-40s or older. All in good shape, though. Fitness level was excellent. Lots of fake boobs.

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