I dropped into the Bare Assets...

I dropped into the Bare Assets 12:45 PM having heard a while back that the incomparable (38 triple Ds) Allison, late of the Tanga, might be working there. It was not to be...

There were a dozen or so dancers, half of them in a hen clutch, drinking and smoking; a couple were standing on the other side of the room talking and smoking; one was sitting at the bar playing a video game (or maybe texting) on her cell. A couple were actually tending to business, sitting with and chatting up customers. I could not see everyone well, and did not wait until all had done their pair of songs -- by the way, some bared their "assets" and some didn't -- but from what I could see, about 80% were past their prime, assuming they ever were prime. There were several pairs of silicone enhancements, and several more that really needed it. I did not see anyone opt for a lap dance, although a small group og guys did install themselves into the "hen party" so maybe something developed there.

Brooke, the young lady who spent time chatting me up was better looking (nothing great, though), younger, and firmer than most. She came equipped with a bandanna which I suppose would have wound up in my lap (ala Katherine and Heather @ YSC) had I accepted her proposition. For my taste that is really way too sterile and antiseptic for something that is supposed up close and personal. If these girls don't want to be touched, maybe modeling would be a better career choice than lap dancing... I told her "no thanks." She left. A few numbers later when she danced, she was one of those who did not bare her assets; methinks I made the right choice. No one else approached. The show was really mediocre, so I left as well.