When I'm in the mood to...

When I'm in the mood to drink and smoke AND see full nudity I drive over to Holiday to visit Bare Assets. Of all the clubs I've been to this one has a little bit of everything, which made it a 10 in my book. Drop-dead gorgeous dancers (at least 3-4 9s I saw that night) in full nude who actually do a strip tease and dance on a pole. My favorites were a very tall brunette named Michelle and a European blonde named Nadia who were absolutely mesmerizing. Some of the girls were incredibly friendly and polite. One dancer actually came up to me and thanked me for tipping her. There are plenty of private rooms for lap dances on top of the good, decently-priced drinks that aren't watered down. The one-on-one contact in the private rooms is as good as Mons Venus. They also usually have a large number of girls dancing each night because I saw a different face every 30 minutes it seemed. There were also girls who were auditioning for jobs at the club the night I was there. I don't remember their names but both were 8s. It might bug you if you don't smoke and don't like smoky buildings, but totally worth the money and time. I loved the place.