Reviews

This place is fun. It is down to earth. I was there late in the afternoon. Most of the ladies are nice and do not push. I had a dance with Alexis, a cute blond.…

Went to Allstars last Friday during the day. No cover till 8 pm. Drinks are $5.00 for a beer, $8.00 + for a mixed drink. There were about 15 dancers working that day, most of…

What can you say about a club that charges you $10 to walk in the door, gives you free pizza and sandwiches and only charges you 50 cents a beer? I say GREAT Googly-Woogly or…

Back again to one of the favorites. Went for a friends birthday on a Saturday night. As usual on the weekend it was pretty crowded. We had a group of 10 and the only place…

This is a big, noisy place. Lots of girls and loads of noisy guys. To me it seemed like more of a sports bar than anything else. The girls are attractive, but…

I revisited this club after a long absence, and not much has changed except the roster of girls. I was in on a Friday afternoon; the parking lot is still rutted and the…

Living in the area, it depends upon the night you visited this club as to what is happening. The other night I saw the girls standing around. One saves a lot of money on…

Went to this club on 2/25. Saturday night. If a bikini club is what you are interested in, this is a good one. Lots of girls (probably 40) , three stages, and…

I went there at 4:00 this Friday and the place was 80% full with guys.The cover was $10.00 and domestic beers were $0.50.They have nice flat screen televisions around the room with sports channels on…

Overall one of the better clubs in the Chicago area. There are a couple of things that make this club stand out amongst the Chicago land clubs; quality of the girls, and reasonable drink prices.…

I went to HBs last week on Friday - very crowded and tough to get a seat. I did not get lucky with the waitress, way too slow. Some waitresses are better than…

Back to HB's after a bit of a sabbatical. Toured the former eastern bloc this evening, started with a Bulgarian lass with dark hair and those F me shoes and legs to the ceiling,…

Back to HB after a time spent paying off a few bills, the girls were outstanding this time around. Had a few dances with some girls I had never had before. A Bulgarian girl…

This place is always a) affordable with cheep domestic beer at $.50 per bottle and b) fun because the girls are friendly and ploite.The talent this night was very good and I enjoyed dances with…

Solid club, certainly a great value with the free food and low priced beer, etc. But I did not go there to eat, most of the women were in the 6-8 range in terms…

One fine strip bar. Lots of ladies with a mix of American and European woman. Aurora is very cute with a killer body. Her dances are top notch. I only danced…

HB's moving upon the scale due to some recent new girls, after a rare Blackhawks win, we made our way to HB's. It was packed and after a couple of bucks to the bouncer,…

Went back to thi club for the first time in about 6 months. Alot of new faces. Dancers seems to always be changing at this place. Beer is .50 a piece and…

Went to this club today, Tuesday, from 5-8. The club is located in an industrial area with a good size parking lot that is brightly lit. Cover was ten dollars which included free…

Relatively hot girls, cheap dances, decent atmosphere, and unpleasant odors sums this place up. The first thing I noticed was that this place was very near the ghetto. I recommend approaching from the…

I have been to this a dozen times in the last 6 months. Two personalities to the club; the lunch crowd and the evening crowd. Lunch crowd (noon to 5PM) is more laid…

Not sure if it is kind of a rule now. But quite a few visits in a row, on the thrid dance the girls kneel down and rub their chest all over your lap…

Just this weekend I went to Heavenly Bodies up in Elk Grove Village... Okay Lets just say WOW!!! OKay the women are hot there.. if you are looking for White Or Hispanic.... And I mean…

Was here about a month ago after a long hiatus. The same tired old girls were there from 6 months back. Mostly eastern european girls in the 5-7 range. Too much of the "would…

Feeling a bit horny as I passed Heavenly Bodies on my way to watch the Sox play and made sure that after a night of baseball that an evening of debauchery would take place.…