Reviews

Went ot the Heavenly Bodies on 09/305 which was a Friday. This place was packed when I got there at about one in the morning. The drinks are dirt cheap and the free pizza and…

For you lunch time people. I stopped last firday and last tuesday, just by chance I was in the area. At open 11:30am there are about five gilrs working all rated about 4…

I stopped by again here a few weeks ago and there were definitely some 8's and 9's, but some how there is not that usual hustle for the dances. I always enjoyed the dances here…

Went yesterday for the first time in several months. It was like a different club as far as the dancers go. I didn't recognize anyone. I talked to Dawn, the waitress, and…

I was at this club last week, and it looks like they cleaned out the old dancers and brough in new ones. I didn't recognize anyone. Still the same layout down stairs to…

I was once again in the Chicago last week on business and thougth I would go by my favorite club in the O'Hare area. Every time I go to this club I see a…

Had not been to the ORD hot spot in a couple of months, but made an shift change visit last Weds., the day shift was ok, but the night shift has added a couple of…

Heavenly Bodies is close to the airport but not exactly easy to get to. It can be a little confusing around the toll road and freeway intersections. It is not the most impressive…

Was at this place for the first time while on business in Chicago. 10:00 PM on a Wednesday and hardly an open seat in the place. As others have mentioned, lots of girls,…

Still one of my fave places in the chicago area but things have started to slip. The chicks are not as hot and the rules are really started to be followed. Lap dances…

Have been to heavenly bodies several times over the last month. This is a very busy club compared to the other ones in the Chicago suburban area. During the evenings, you can have up to…

10 dollar cover and then free beer all night, sure the club looks weak from the outsie, but hey we are coming for the dancers! So in that regard his my list of FAVS: Best Legs:…

Wow, cheap beer and cheap titties aplenty here. If you are traveling to Ohare, this is nearby. There are 2 clean motels across the street (Exel inn and Super 8) with shuttles to the airport…

Whenever I come to Chicago on business I always stop by this club. The dances vary but at $10 per dance I always figure it is worth trying out new talent. As you…

Have just been to this club recently again and I can not but just like this place. I can not imagine any place where you can get all the beer you want for 20 bucks…

I went there around 8 PM on a Wednesday night. The building is fairly beat up. I was a little hesitant since I am used to the sort of lavish exteriors one sees in Houston…

Recently checked out HB once again on a Friday night. The talent was quite good but certainly not excellent. I really like eastern european girls and of course this place specializes in this…

went friday night about 6:15 or so stayed till 8:30. as has been stated the songs are way too short. there were a lot of ladies there id sat about 20 or…

Spent a Friday shift change at HB's this past week, and it was amazing. The day shift had the usual hotties, with some of the night shift girls starting a bit early. Had a…

I have seen negative reviews here in the past - but here are some high points. Usually a good number of girls with a shift turnover in early evening. It is safe! Good…

A true "titty bar", Heavenly Bodies is distinctly unrefined and even less pretentious. Don't come here looking for sophisticated beauties or plush surroundings, as the club is genuinely tacky, unkempt and the dancers…

Went to HB on Wednesday for the first time in a long time. Pleasantly surprised. Songs are still way too short and a ripoff, but 2 girls caused me to stay longer then…

This is a great place to hang out on a weekend night! This club has a decent number of good looking girls. Some of the girls are very athletic on the pole. Most of the…

Went recently after the brief no alcohol period. Still $10 to get in including food and drinks are now 50 cents a beer. Its still a bargin. You could go and drink for lees then…

Went in at 6:30 last night and had a great time. End of the first shift was kind of dull. Most of the girls I knew here from days seem to be gone.…