Reviews

Yes, the monthly review is here.. the Bulgarian Princess is back, Aurora had a fiver plus two and it was the fantasy that you would expect, stayed later and had a VIP…

I am a regular at Heavenly Bodies I get out there about once a month and have almost always had a good time. First of all you can't beat the prices it's only a…

Made my monthly trip to the mecca of eastern european hotties, and was pleasently suprised to make the acquaintance with an american babe-o-rama by the name of meme, mimi, momo as i was wanting more.…

I went to HB on Wednesday. There were alot of new ladies, but they seemed to circulate less then in the past. There are some new 7-9 in Mercedes and Trixy. Mercedes…

My impression of this place, without actually going there, had always been something like a raunchy Hooters (actually I’ve never been to a Hooters. Maybe they’re raunchy in their own right.) But after…

When you first come in to this club it appears to be nothing more than a bikini bar that serves food. The women are mostly attractive but the dancing on stage is disappointing and…

Went to HB on Monday and saw several new faces. That was good because it seemed like there were very few girls there. Unique was there are hot as ever, but my attention…

I was disappointed in this club. It was very large and very noisy. There were plenty of girls and they were cruising for interested customers for the VIP. The girls were nice…

OVERALL, A DISAPPOINTMENT. THIS IS A BIKINI CLUB; SO CUSTOMERS DON'T GET TO SEE ANY PART OF THE GIRLS' BODIES AT ALL--NOT EVEN THEIR BOOBS! LEVEL OF NUDITY: The whole point of going to…

This is a strange club. It is bikini in the main room but for private dances it can be topless. It seems the club really is about the lap dance area. The…

This was my first time back to HB in maybe 8 months. I was there about noon. Not very crowded, but then I saw her. "Unique". Yes, she was. I…

Went to HB early on a Monday evening. This was my first trip to a club in Chicago, and while I think Chicago has earned its reputation as a bad town for clubs, HB…

Was here on a Thursday night a couple of weeks ago. Not many changes here, a few new girls, one in particular caught my eye. Her name was Sadie, a very cute, sweet young Blonde.…

Back to an old favorite, the place is like that ol barcolounger, you know you should get rid of it, but it feels so good. Happened to be in the neighborhood after dropping a…

Large place, good looking girls for the most part, but had 2 come over within minutes of arriving who would not take no for an answer on the private dances. Did end up…

lots of girls here. a few 9's. the club was super busy and beer was $3-$4 so that wasn't bad i got a dance from a real looker "farrah" and she did some amazing tricks on one…

This is a real, "good ol boy" type of club. Well, it's more of a bar atmosphere. Lot's of guys and girls just havin a good time. The dancers are really nice and will always…

Being from Dallas, this place is really strange, to say the least. It is a "bikini bar" which means the girls dance in the main room on stages in bikinis- some thongs- but always…

I stopped by last week and settled in slowly (it was a mon. night, so not as crowded). Had a couple of beers, and some pizza before I started even taking the hustle seriously. I…

I always seem to have lots of fun here, and it always seems to cost lots of money! I haven't been in a couple of years, but not much seems to have changed, I…

I must say one of the real advantages of living in strip club hell (Chicago) is that it saves me the time and the money that I'd most assuredly blow if there was even a…

This is still the best deal in the Chicago area. $10 cover includes bottomless soft drinks and domestic bottled beers for .50 cents/each. Its only a bikini club, but the girls will take their tops…

I just went to HB and was a bit dissapointed. There were several very sweet and attractive girls, but the songs were literally 2 minutes long!! I timed them and one of the dancers…

This place is freakin incredible! The girls all have great attitudes and the lap dances will make you go home happy. I went on a Tuesday night and it was hopping. I waited around…

OK, now I know why they have an upstairs at HB's. It is private and the girls appreciate the extra $$ and it shows in the level of effort, while the downstairs is great,…