Just this weekend I went to...

Just this weekend I went to Heavenly Bodies up in Elk Grove Village... Okay Lets just say WOW!!! OKay the women are hot there.. if you are looking for White Or Hispanic.... And I mean HOT!!! Paid $10 To get through the door.. Mandatory coat check which is free and well... drinks are free from the waitress, but make sure you tip or she will never come back to see how you are doing... It's really hard to find a spot to sit down and well it's crowded when I got there at about 11... If you have extra money I advise sitting in the VIP section... it costs another $10 to sit up there but at least you have a seat and are not constantly looking... or if you do sit on the floor... you will have to share with other people... some are nice, but some are just plain rude... Also another bad thing about sitting on the floor.. Security will move you in a heartbeat if there are open seats at your table... Usually there are three to Four Chairs to a table... So... come in a pack... but if you sit in the VIP section you don't get kicked out until your time is up... But in the VIP Section... women come to you more cause well they thing you have more money... and the Waitresses come to you first... Okay as for the dances there... they are friction dances.. but only topless... $15 in a room with a bunch of other people.. then $40 for couch dances on the second floor... and then if you go all out and spend a Half Hour with a girl it will cost you $125 and you go into another area with couches where she dances for like 4 or 5 songs and then you talk for the last 15 minutes... The girl that I was with Shyla... very nice girl.. also told me that there is a $200 dance for a half hour where they dance for the full Half hour... but not too sure... Okay when I first got there... Really didn't feel comfortable there.. cause well.. I was surrounded by white people... Again.. don't get me wrong... I am not raceist... but the women interacted with the white men before interacting with me.... Didn't happen until Way later in the night.. and also my waitress that I was sitting at She sucked big time... got my drink wrong and didn't come back.. after I tipped... But once Security moved my friend and I to a different section things started to pick up... Better Waitress who made a good $100 in tips from me took care of me coming back like almost every 10 minutes... to see how I was doing.. and the dancers started to come by in herds.... Over all I would have to say it was a good experience... but still kinda felt out of place.... Me Personally I would go back whenever I get a chance, but it's a long drive for me... but if you are in the area I highly recommend Heavenly Bodies... just bring lots of money... Oh Yeah One more thing... They do take Credit Cards.. but charge a 12% access fee.. cause it's like a Cash Advance thte club does for customers... If you really need to go for it... but they are really slow on getting you your card back... and well... 12% really does add up... Anyway... go with friends be respectful to everyone and you should have a great time... But Anyway