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Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Well, took a chance going on a Monday at opeaning about 11:30am. an the talent was what I expected, about 7 dancers, none above a 5 in my ratings at least. Place seemed…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Just a quick point on this club. I ended up here a few times this week in the late afternoon, around 2:00pm ish. I was stopping in for the cheep beer and free…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Two trips described here. I have not gone for a while and almost did not recognize any of the dances. Tuesday afternoon at 12 Noon. About 6 dances, most young, I would give them between a…

Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop of the night. Right by O'Haire airport. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Black guy with…

As you can probably tell by the title my review of this club is mixed… Let me start of with the good in terms of attractive women this club is a hit, atleast the few times…

First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later). Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it is always like…

It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other solo customers in…