Reviews

Had some time to kill before a flight and HB is located close to the airport. As other reviews have noted, this is not a high end club and there is little contact in…

I hadn't been to this club in over a year. They still haven't paved the parking lot. One good thing is that the club is no smoking. Other than that, nothing has changed. Songs are…

Oh how the mighty have fallen, used to be worth the time, the money, and now it is a shallow shell of its former self. Used to love the Euro girls, but it looks…

Chicago...not a bastion of strip club fun. That said, HB is such a contradiction in terms. Remodeling has been going on for at least 15 years, and that is NOT an exaggeration.…

Stopped by last Thursday around 9pm. Cover was $10. Jacket need to be checked. Domestic beers are only 50 cents. Imports vary. Heinekens $2 and Coronas $3.50. I didn't try but looks like they have…

This would be a higher rating for the girls, lap dances, $0.50 beers except for the fact that it is not topless. I just can't get past the fact that if you go to…

This is not your top shelf club. That being said you can have a great time here. The best word to describe this club is Industrial. Industrial area, industrial look to the…

Time of Day: Saturday Night from 9:30 pm - 2:00 am. Cover: $10 Drinks: $0.50 for Beer, free pop Parking: Free. Easy parking in and out. Bar Scene: Three stages for the stripper…

Went on a Thursday afternoon after work brought me out to O'Hare and had not been in since they started the infamous dollar dances, all I can say is what a f***ing waste of time…

This clue is pretty good and can be bad at the same time. On the good side, the cover is $10 and that includes food and inexpensive drinks (free soda, 50 cent domestic bottles). Waitresses…

I visited on a Thursday, early afternoon. I was hoping to get a dance from my HB favorite but she was occupied for thirty minutes upstairs and was booked with another customer for another…

This club has become more and more disappointing the more times I go there. It has become a non smoking club. But that is not the worst part. The girls have become…

Stopped in on a Friday evening and was surprised that this venue has become a NO SMOKING club. You can get a wristband and be treated like the outcasts you see standing outside most office…

Went back to this place after a long absence on a Friday night. Was denied entry because they wouldnt allow sport shorts so had to change. Place has gone down 2 points I…

Went on a Thursday night around 9. Was there for 3 hours. The club is located in an industrial area with $10 cover. Variety of beers available and quite cheap $2-3. The VIP dance costs…

Went to Heavenly Bodies on a Wednesday about noon. Large free parking lot in a safe suburban/industrial location. There is a $10 cover charge. Beers are 50 cents, soft drinks and food…

The dances on stage are done in bikinis. The first night I was there, there was a hot Polish girl. The second night the girls were not impressive. There are dances in VIP…

Things that knock my rating down: - no nudity, all bikini, on stage - only one way touching during the lap dances - girls not allowed to sit and bullshit with customer. They can only…

I was in Chicago on a layover Saturday night and decided to stop by based on the reviews. If what you're after is a bar with cheap drinks, food, and one girl for every 30…

First time there paid cover walked in and sat for 3 songs no waitress or dancer approached me. Plenty of eye candy in the form of long legged and enhanced blondes. But being…

HB is definitely a good time. Not living room comfy, more like a bar. Cover is $5 before 5pm, $10 after. It includes food and well drinks. Premium booze runs only $2 more. Back room…

Whenever I am badly in need to unwind, this is the club I head to. You do not get a lot of mileage here unless you have a great rappo with the girl (and even…

Not bad. The girls were 7's and 8's, with one 9.5 (Mandy). Unless you are willing to drop some money in VIP/Private, don't bother with dances. The stage shows are good and…

For the Chicago area, this is a decent club depending on what your preferences are. If you just like to watch girls take their clothes off on stage and don't get into lapdances, you will…

One of the local favorites. I end up here every few weeks with some friends. You can't beat the $10 cover which includes bar food and 50cent domestic beer. Mixed drinks are $2-2.50. As for…