Reviews

I've visited HB a few times. I was stunned that no dancers talked to me at all the last time I was there. The private dances are very short (about 2 minutes), but…

I was near ohare earlier this week and decided to head into the old stomping grounds. Well a lot has changed, it was bad. Still quite a few eastern european dancers but very…

Like a fool I occasionally wander into Heavenly Bodies hoping things are going to get better. I always find the opposite to be true. Although the price structure here is decent there is that whole "you…

This place ones my favorite has become an OK to me at this moment. I was there yesterday which was a Saturday twice, once at noon and later in the night. Beer price is up…

This place is easy to get to, plenty of parking, and near O'Hare airport. Also, this place has some beautiful girls, and I would say that they are friendly, but more than anything…

I was here recently on a weekday evening. It is my club of choice, when I have time and no plans. I always find a girl or two who I end up spending a lot…

I went about noon and soon found that my favorite, Rozanne was working. We spent some very nice time together, but I actually wanted lunch before we went back to dance. While waiting…

One of the best values out there when it comes to alcohol. 20 dollars gets you in the door and to any open seat you want. They have a main stage and a pole on…

I have been to this club many times. Most dancers are ok looking. Most are from eastern europe -- poland, checz, etc. Good value. $20 entry. Then beer is only $1. Girls walk…

5-6-08 My boss and I made our semi-annual visit to HB. Arribed around 7:30. Upon entering the club, we were asked for ID's, them gave the girl $10 for a token, which we…

Went there for the first time with a friend of mine who raved about HBs Club in non-nude, only bikini on stage. Dancers are fairly pushy with dances and I would say 90%…

Stopped by during the day shift about 3:30 on a recent weekday. As expected there were maybe a dozen dancers to choose from and there were maybe a dozen customers when I walked in. This…

I had this place on boycott since January of 2006, and broke it during a recent visit into town after moving away. Why this place continually gets good reviews is beyond me. The…

Afraid I'll have to agree with the review below mine. I live 20 min. down the road from this club but don't frequent it much anymore. There are better offerings to be had with only…

Ok, so I'm in town and a friend likes using me as an excuse to go to HB. No big deal it's pretty close to my hotel near O'Hare. We warm up with…

Great lunch time or ohare airport delay stop. Night shift usually better then day, but always a couple of great looking girls. You just have to tip while eu are up dancing. Food is…

Continuing their slippage into a all time low for me. Gave it another chance after seeing some good reviews, but an evening trip was a waste. Theo nly gal on a Thursday night…

If you are in the Chicago area and are hoping for a great strip club experience, then you better save your money and hit another town. However, if you are looking for the "K-Mart" experience…

Cover charge is cheap, $5 during the day and $10 at night. Food is free and the liquor is cheap. It is a bikini bar but topless is permitted in the VIP and Champagne Room.…

Wow. This club can surprise. I've been going here off and on for 30 years. Stopped in after a 9 month absence and had a great time. Lot's of new talent…

I used to love coming to HB's after work, about 4PM on weekdays. My favorite dancers were Chantal, Devin, and Helen. In the past few month, all three of them have left.…

Let's start off the year fresh! Please get rid of the pathetic dancers- Miko should be Freeko- I don't need a freaky looking wierdo with a 12 year old body rubbing the love sausage. Erika-…

Stopped by after work, last working friday before Xmas. Usually the friday before a holliday is like going to a stripper play land. Very busy and lost of ladies. But I was…

The girls are great. I had a chance to get a 5 for $50 session with Dixie. She was a lot a fun and gave a very nice dance-forward, backwar and upside down!!! If I…

Have been going here for years, It's had its' ups and downs. Seems to be in one of the better cycles now. Several new younger dancers and for a change, some of them have a…