Reviews

Heavenly bodies is one of my local haunts but I havent been for a while(long story short its cheap beer, cheap low mileage dances). Dancer quality has not been up to par but its usually…

My first visit after reopening! It's certainly different; metal detector at the door, they take your temp and tell you the rules, which are masks when you walk around or at the stage but you…

Stopped in to the local spot on whim at around 10pm while out on a Monday night to blow off some steam from a long day back after the weekend. Cover was $10 after doing…

Went for a buisness trip to chicago from boston we heard they had cheap beer and entertainment... at first glance the club itself was a little dated and i was a little uncomfortable, but after…

I usually come here during the day, but after my regular bar closed on a Saturday night me and the boys didn't feel like going home yet so we decided to drop in HB's for…

Stopped by on a Saturday after midnight on my way back from downtown to the suburbs. Parking lot was pretty crowded. $10 cover and I entered a packed house. This place doesn’t have the biggest…

Well, I visit this club 1-2 times per year, when I am in town. In the past, I have had some wonderful experiences. It can be hit or miss. This time was…

I have visited this place many times, they always have this pass that test text to you for a five dollar off, which is useful. Drinks are probably the cheapest you will find anywhere, domestic for…

Stopped in here on a Thursday late afternoon. Could have gone bowling in here it was so dead. I got a beer and did manage to see a few cuties. There were maybe 5 or…

Stopped by around noon on a Wednesday. Free entry with text in, think it was $5 otherwise. Pretty slow since they had just opened an hour earlier. Only 3-4 girls when I arrived but more…

Been to this club a few times this year, mainly for the cheap beer and watching games. The stage shows aren't anything great - the girls don't take off their tops so it's a…

Was driving by and decided to stop in after a long time away from HB's. Nothing much has changed about the building and the costs over the years. I previously compared this to…