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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

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published 4 yrs ago
Good time if you find a gem
reviewed by
Supremeruler

7.3

Heavenly bodies is one of my local haunts but I havent been for a while(long story short its cheap beer, cheap low mileage dances). Dancer quality has not been up to par but its usually…

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published 4 yrs ago
Back In Business
reviewed by
lotush

8.0

My first visit after reopening! It's certainly different; metal detector at the door, they take your temp and tell you the rules, which are masks when you walk around or at the stage but you…

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published 5 yrs ago
Why does Garfield hate Mondays so much?
reviewed by
beergut

7.0

Stopped in to the local spot on whim at around 10pm while out on a Monday night to blow off some steam from a long day back after the weekend. Cover was $10 after doing…

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published 5 yrs ago
Went in for the cheap beer but left feeling like T-Pain
reviewed by
Greg Boston

10.0

Went for a buisness trip to chicago from boston we heard they had cheap beer and entertainment... at first glance the club itself was a little dated and i was a little uncomfortable, but after…

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published 5 yrs ago
Emmy's perfect butt!!
reviewed by
Chastitychi

6.3

I usually come here during the day, but after my regular bar closed on a Saturday night me and the boys didn't feel like going home yet so we decided to drop in HB's for…

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published 5 yrs ago
Saturday unsatisfying mayhem.
reviewed by
Fosterco52135

4.3

Stopped by on a Saturday after midnight on my way back from downtown to the suburbs. Parking lot was pretty crowded. $10 cover and I entered a packed house. This place doesn’t have the biggest…

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published 5 yrs ago
Beats Watching Television
reviewed by
JasonVoorhees

4.7

Well, I visit this club 1-2 times per year, when I am in town. In the past, I have had some wonderful experiences. It can be hit or miss. This time was…

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published 5 yrs ago
A good two hour spent during the day
reviewed by
ashatsc

8.7

I have visited this place many times, they always have this pass that test text to you for a five dollar off, which is useful.

Drinks are probably the cheapest you will find anywhere, domestic for…

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published 5 yrs ago
Slow on a weekday
reviewed by
joe_d

7.0

Stopped in here on a Thursday late afternoon. Could have gone bowling in here it was so dead. I got a beer and did manage to see a few cuties. There were maybe 5 or…

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published 5 yrs ago
Day shift more reliable
reviewed by
Fosterco52135

7.7

Stopped by around noon on a Wednesday. Free entry with text in, think it was $5 otherwise. Pretty slow since they had just opened an hour earlier. Only 3-4 girls when I arrived but more…

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published 5 yrs ago
Fun for what it is...
reviewed by
czmilt7724

6.0

Been to this club a few times this year, mainly for the cheap beer and watching games. The stage shows aren't anything great - the girls don't take off their tops so it's a…

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published 5 yrs ago
lame club becomes very lame
reviewed by
jimmyblong

4.7

Was driving by and decided to stop in after a long time away from HB's. Nothing much has changed about the building and the costs over the years. I previously compared this to…