Reviews

I had come once with some buddies for a birthday party one saturday and ended up texting their number for a discount on the cover fee. Been bombarded with their free cover ever since so…

"It's Just Lunch" When you're in the Elk Grove/Bensenville/O'Hare area on a Tuesday afternoon around the Lunch Hour, it is always good to know that you can use the 'Text Free Pass' option to avoid…

Arrived during Happy Hour around 6pm. Cover waived with text in. Seemed like it was right about shift change as there were both day shift and night shift girls present which made it seem pretty…

Got stuck at the airport so I visited on a Friday night. $15 cover but $10 if you text a number first. You get a wristband so you can go in and out of…

Decided to make a stop in at this club around 10 pm on a Saturday. Parking lot was pretty packed (free self park on a gravel lot). 10$ entry fee. It was pretty crowded inside…

The club was relatively busy when I arrived. I still don't know why customers go there other than it is the only gentlemen's club in the area and near O'Hare airport. I went there…

This place seems to be slowly going down hill. It has always been hit or miss during the day, but recently it seems more often there are barely any girls in there. I've…

Went in early evening on a Saturday, it’s a little dark inside but the atmosphere was alright, about 10-15 people inside when I got there maybe 7 dancers. Didn’t realize there was no nudity on…

Yes, this place is death warmed over. The few dancers are indifferent at best; they don't do anything on stage in those few times a dancer even on stage at all. They don't dress well,…

So i decided to give heavenly bodies another shot. It was a Friday and i had a code for a free entry so i thought why not. I've been here a few times. The place…

This is a fairly large 2-storey structure near O'Hare airport. But there's not much else in the vicinity. I dropped by on a Wednesday evening, about 7pm. Cover charge was $15, which included food, but I…

I've been visiting HB's , on and off, since 1992. The 90's were definitely the glory days for this place, up to the mid 2000's. It's been a slow but very steady decline since then.…

It's been a while since I've left a review for Heavenly Bodies, mostly since my visits over the last year and a half have been more or less the same. Today, though, one of my…

I got to the site and parked pretty easily. What an empty lot. I must have chosen the worst time. It was a complete whim, but whatever. I did the text-in and ended up paying…

I stopped in here for about 90 minutes on a Saturday evening about 7pm. I had someone to pick up at ORD and their flight was running on the late side. For being as close…

Stopped by around 1pm on a Wednesday since I was off work early. 5$ with Text in. There are very cheap domestics/well drinks but today I ordered a Jim Beam. Comes in a small plastic…

In Chicago for work and staying near airport so decided to check out closest club which was Heavenly Bodies. Arrived about 10:30 and paid $15.00 cover, found a table, and ordered a beer which…

Went there Wed afternoon. I know not the best time, but frankly had expected more action. There were 2-3 women sitting at the bar, and 1 on the pole. There could be a few…

Wow! This place has gone waaaaay downhill. I think that Gold Room and Polekats has taken a lot of their business and most importantly....talent. So it's still the same thing they always…

Visited on a Friday around noon. Free admission with text in. The setup is barstool type chairs so not super comfortable. Keeps the girls from sitting or entertaining while on the floor. $1.50 for domestic…

Stopped in on Thursday afternoon after hitting and striking out at Fantasy in Hammond in the afternoon. I believe I arrived at about 4pm. I hadn't been to this club in a year at least…

This is my regular spot, I stop in every couple weeks during the day if I've had a long day. Stopped in by myself on a Friday afternoon to have a few beers and hoping to…

Saturday is for running errands, shoring up the "Honey-Do Lists, and taking a break after doing some work. This Saturday, my car decided it wanted to head towards Heavenly Bodies or (HB's). Having not been…

I've been to HB 3 times so far, each time I was lucky enough to find that lovely dancer who seemed to enjoy what she does. Each time I came before the after work crowd…

I've been going to HB a long time, and I used to really love the afternoon shift. There were always a few nice looking dancers, and I'd have some regulars to fall back on. Theses…