Reviews

Stopped by Heavenly Bodies the day before new years. It was packed because a blackhawks/bulls game was on. The dances are 2 for 25 or 5 for 50. Honestly, just do the 5 for 50..…

HB is a club by O'Hare that tries to middle the ground between strip club and Hooters, but of course there is the $10 cover and dirty decor. They do have not the greatest stage…

I was in the area on a Friday at lunch time and had some free time, so I stopped in. I paid a $5 cover which included lunch. There were 15-20 girls working. Tastes…

This place is in more of an industrial location and looks more like a manufacturing plant than a strip club from the outside. Once in, it looks like what you would expect of a…

Went to HB on a Monday night. Had to pay $10 to get in. Also had to check in my coat and hat which I wasn't too happy about. In my experience HB has…

Heavenly Bodies...a favorite haunt of my 40's...had not been there in voer a year, so with some time to waste as I was the designated driver for the Thanksgiving guests, I volunteered to go to…

Have not been here in a long time but it has improved in the upstairs area. Much improved seating with comfortable couches and some privacy. That said Heavenly bodies is the typical Chicago…

First time ever to Heavenly Bodies and I think it might be my last. It is not a bad place but for the most part it is zero contact and with BJGC and 390…

This place has a lot of hot girls. The drinks are super cheap. Domestic beers are $1.50....you won't find that in a Chicago bar much less a strip club. Best place in…

Came back to chicago this weekend from a long heavy week and was in the mood for a few drinks and some eyecandy. Headed out to heavenly. Arrived at 8pm and the place was half…

Heavenly Bodies seems to be more of a place you go to relax. To me, it almost isn't a strip club. You have girls dancing in bikinis on stage which isn't too much…

Haven't been here in awhile so thought I'd try it out again. I didn't notice it being dirty per se as another post suggested and I always think the dancers are very cute. Some circulate…

I went back after a lon period of absence to see if anything had improved. Sad to say things are not much better. The club is generally clean and I did not see any dirt…

I decided to give Heavenly Bodies a shot in search for a cheaper, and perhaps higher mileage, alternative to Scores in the O'Hare area. Long story short ... you get what you pay for.…

Stopped in on a Monday night. It was pretty quiet which worked to my advantage. The girls came by and were willing to spend more time. I danced with a beauty named Erica. She was…

I was short on time but headed in for an afternoon. Saturday afternoon has its ups and downs. It depends on the girls and how well you know them. They've been handing out free passes…

After a lot of people pressuring me to go, I finally stepped inside: No, the dancers aren't ugly they are cute, most are younger (teenage young, it seemed) and there is free food…

Visited for the first time on a Saturday evening from 7pm to 10pm. Parking is free and cover is 10 dollars including soda drinks and some free food. Beer is cheap and place is safe…

What a horrible time. Not only were the strippers complete pigs, they didn't even do anything. They spent half the time in the bathroom. At most there was 5 min. Of lesbo action. Everything was…

Just got back from heavenly bodies and the speaks for itself. As soon as I walk in I am greeted by two beautiful young women checking in coats. Wish they were dancers. I pay my…

I've been by a few times since my last review but didn't get a chance to post comments until now. Seems the upswing has been noticed as even on a Saturday afternoon it was busier…

Haven't been there since my review in August 2009 (I don't live particularly close). Again I went in early afternoon on a weekday. Much of my previous review still applies, but there are a…

I decided to go back to HB today around 3. It cost $5 to get in and then supposedly lunch was on them but I wasn't hungry. Just like the first time there was only…

I've been here now three times , all during the afternoon. I'll have to stop by around 2am sometime, can't hurt , right? On all of these daylight visits, it had been blazing hot and…

I've been coming to this place for ten years. It has its ups and downs -- right now (August 2011) it is on a very strong streak. There are a lot of pretty…