Reviews

Went in on a Wednesday afternoon with the hope of getting a free cover. Later, I realized that the free cover is only for patrons entering the club before 3 in the afternoon. They were…

Popped in after 10pm on a Saturday. It was really packed as they seemed to have quite a few bachelor parties and birthdays. If you're using a credit card--good news the $300 limit per card…

WOW, what a differance a day makes, 4th visit, this time on Friday. Met a friend for a beer here before heading for dinner and we had linited time. Was there about 45 minutes, got…

This place is going to get a lot of attention in the future. Probably the best thing that could happen to this place happened. A casino opened up just 1 mile away.…

This place was pretty crowded on a Friday night. No clear stunners in the mix... most girls hover in the 6-7 range. Maybe 3 or 4 girls in the 8-9 range. $25…

This club is located in Northwest suburban Chicago in somewhat of an industrial park area. I have been there several times and my GPS rarely is able to recongnize the address but I ultimately find…

After reading a string of more positive reviews, I revisited HB last night. Without question, there has been an upgrade in the quality of the dancers. Most were very friendly (introduction and a…

Got there around 6 on a Friday evening. There was pizza under a warming light near the door and since I wasn't going to have dinner until much later, it was a nice snack. Sat…

One girl and one club can make the difference!!! I was out doing a multiple club visit kinda celebrating a course i'd just completed earlier that day and Heavenly Bodies was 3rd on my list…

Dropped in the last few of weekends. Seems like constant turnover with new girls all the time now. It takes a little hunting but you can find ones who give a good dance. Piper used…

3RD visit, differnt time, after 10 PM. I don't know which is worse, not being offer a dance (1st visit) or being hounded. The girls were asking within 30 seconds if we wanted a dance.…

Back to the ORD stand by. First time in a couple of years. There have been some changes, no more chairs around the edge of an open room in the VIP. There…

First of all the location was not where I thought. It's on Elmhurst Rd between 62 and I90. Big guady building with signs all about the great views at lunch! LOL. Big clean lot…

Got a coupon/info sheet at door that there was a 5 dance special, $50 for simi-private and $60 for the upstairs and bigger packages. Better visit this time, had a beer ordered and when it…

So this place has changed a little since the last time I was there. What used to be a chair in a backroom for the private dances, is now a private booth. That…

Was in the area and decided to stop by this place. Parking is free and plentiful. The outside does look a little dingy though. Inside is a coat check and after you pay the $10…

Visit #1: free parking, huge plus. paid $10 cover, but got coupon for 1/2 off next time. $1.50 beers all night, HUGE plus. sat down, girls didn't come up for about 30 mins, then it…

Visit #2: Came back to HB after an amazing first trip, I was destined to find out the mystery girl on stage (Paulina) who has a killer tight body. Got in for $5 with the…

I've been to this club a few times within past few years. The best times was for my birthday. Once I said I was celebrating, almost every girl came up to me, offering dances.…

Stopped in early evening to check out HB for a buddies birthday. Thought we were early enough to avoid cover but no such luck. There were about 8-10 dancers working, though more were…

Yo guys so check it, went to HB the other day, enjoyed the 5$ all you can eat with a view special. Was pretty good. Took off and came back later after a stressful day…

Was driving by, so I just stopped to check it out. It was before 5 PM and the door man hit me up for $10 to get in. There were 2 girls dancing on 2…

This place has a lot of good things going for it, cheap beers, cheap food and always an abundance of dancers on any given day, not to mention the late hours on the…

Have been here a few times now, and have not yet been really impressed by it, but the location is great for me. There are a handful of high quality dancers, but for the most…

I was in the area and decided to stop by HB. I haven't been there is quite some time. HB is somewhat near O'Hare airport. The club has been remodeled since the…