Reviews

This place was anything but heavenly. We arrived after 10 pm and we're intrigued because the girls didn't get topless on stage. Once we got past that we realized the beers were cheap so what…

I visit this club a lot, but usually in the late afternoon. This time I went in around 12 noon and it was a different experience for sure! There were very few dancers, and most…

With all my visits to the O’Hare area I have never been to HB- not sure why but I thought it was just an air dance club. I was really boarded after my trips…

To be honest, I fail to see why anyone goes to this club other than that it is the ONLY game in Elk Grove Village and nothing else. The club is owned by the same…

I check out HBs regularly as I'm too lazy to head further south or west. Plus it's the only club I know open on a Saturday afternoon. Saturday afternoons are like maybe 6-7 girls. Quality…

My English is not good. Visiting America see some family. All the girls here disgusting but all will give private dances. If you pay at extra then you will get the extra. The security look…

I stopped in with some buddies to wait out traffic on a Wednesday (late afternoon). The afternoon shift was finishing up and the night shift was starting. Not many guys in the club…

I went to hb's last week after work with a few friends. The place was a little busy but not so much that we couldn't find a table as is the case most Saturday nights.…

I noticed they finished replacing the old tube TV's with flat screens by the VIP room; finally. The rest of the club went to all flat screens many months ago. Not that the place is…

Bouncer looked at my ID when he saw my Ontario license, said 'This isn't Toronto, just so you know, it is tamer here'. I appreciated the warning before paying the cover. 10.00…

I haven't been in here in years and from reading the reviews it seems that not much has changed. Cover charge, short songs, cheap beers and free food. Usually lots of dancers but…

Probably 2 years since my last visit to this club and not much has changed. The recent reviews seem to be fairly accurate - an average club with some hotties around - and fairly low…

So it was a Thursday night, and I decided I wanted to go check out a strip club. My friend told me about heavenly bodies in Elk Grove. I decided to check it out. I…

Lots of other reviews kind of sum up what this place is. Decent value for the money, but nothing spectacular. Everything is just ok. The staff and dancers are friendly enough.…

It was a typical boring Tuesday and I was working in this area and didn't know where to go for lunch so I figured I would stop in. I haven't been here in a…

Free beer, free food, cheap dances, and you can get free pass from the website. Stop by here on a Saturday night and it was pack, there was almost no room to sit, come earlier…

This place continues to get nicer in terms of the decor. It is still pretty dumpy and the parking lot is a mess. Inside you will find friendly girls and waitstaff…

Things are looking up at HB. The afternoons can be hit or miss but last Tuesday was a hit. Lots of dancers with the overall quality much better than recently in the afternoons. You still…

Heavenly bodies has been around for years and it hasn't changed much. I guess they figure the formula works for them. Real cheap beers, 1.50, they used to be…

I wasn't expecting to like this place, but I actually enjoyed it quite a bit. This is truly a sports bar in the sense that TVs ring the place and drinks are dirt cheap. Are the…

Came in on a Saturday night, and predictably it was absolutely packed. I was lucky enough to get a seat by the back wall, but I saw several guys all night forced to stand. Cover…

Well, they've finally upgraded the TVs to all flat-panel HD. Yes, until very recently they had tube TVs with SD. The menu has been upgraded as well. I'd say the food is actually a bit better…

Lots of new girls all of a sudden it seems, even accounting for the normal turnover. None were particularly good looking and their lack of skills was annoying to say the least. I danced with a…

So I hit my spot up last night, and I went excited by the thought of my favorite dancers in thongs giving me high milage but what I got was more of a typical standard…

Visiting Chicago area for work and decided to check out Heavenly Bodies. Chicago in general seems to be a bit of a wasteland with regards to strip clubs based on the reviews I've read,…