Reviews

Went there on a Friday night - place was not packed but quite full. There were a number of dancers that were quite beautiful but overall they ranged in quality quite a bit.…

The dancer talent to pick from these days at HB is pretty pathetic compared to 10 or so years ago when there were more Eastern European dancers. However there is a dancer named Astrid…

I went there for a bachelor party. Originally it was in the plan because of their cheap drinks (1.50) for anything and free food... yes order anything and it is free. 10 dollar…

Hey, was in Chi-town for work, got my work done and was looking to blow off some steam. Headed over on a Saturday night around 1 am. Parking is plentiful and free, none of that…

The club is pretty small with one room with three stages. There is two lap dance areas, VIP lap dance area upstairs and a couple of tables on a small stage for bottle service. They…

Heavenly Bodies is a non-nude club. Dancers range between 4-8 and circulate a lot on the floor. Quality is not as good as 10 years ago when there more 7-9 available. Good…

I ended up arriving around 9pm after winning some money at the casino. I would say there about 8 dancers of which two I thought were real cute. Ordered a beer and almost…

People who read my reviews know I'm generally very favorable to this club to the point that I've even been accused of shilling for it. I admit I've been going for 20 years, and I…

I have been visiting Heavenly Bodies 2-3 times per year, the last five years. I always pop in when I am in town for business. It is not the best club nor, do…

I was at HB a few weeks ago and nothing eventful happened in the way of dances however the absolute funniest thing did occur and it harkened back to something I wrote about probably for…

was bored so i decided to partake in my favorite cure for boredom. $20 cover was somewhat expected on saturday night. not quite a full house but decent crowd. theres 3 stages inside taking up…

Interesting place, 10 dollar cover, but most drinks are 2.50 so can't really complain much. Big free parking lot. Girls were mostly young with a couple older girls around ranging from 4 to…