Reviews

First the cost details here... seemed to change a little, also they updated the place, it looks cleaner and some fancy HB signs up inside which are nice. 2 songs $25 back room, lap dances on…

Place is too dark. Hard to see the dancers on stage. Stage dances leave a lot to be desired. Nothing comes off and very little enthusiasm. Girls will only spend a minute or so with…

I had a good time on a Monday afternoon visit. The room was sparse which I like, although there was quite a crowd at the bar. I think the bartender is more popular than many…

Have been a long time fan of HB'... Always a variety of new and old dancers. Not a big fan of only getting the 2 for $25 if I want a dance, but some of…

Went there in the evening around 8pm. Light crowd to begin, but a lot of dancers. You can get free entry if you sign up on their webpage. The entire dinner menu is for free…

Went on a Saturday, got there early around 6pm. There were at least 6 women on the floor maybe more ranging form 6's to 8's. Drinks were cheep and plenty of tv's to check the…

Went to this club last friday night, and the friday night the week before. Pretty nice place, wasn't too extravagant, parking lot was a bit worn, but plenty of parking spaces and well lit, I…

I went on a Saturday and it was my first visit to the club. Right when we entered, we were forced to check our coats, which I dound really annoying after having had to pay…

Heavenly bodies is about average for an Illinois strip club. It has 4 poles, a lot of cute dancers, some of which even climbed up the poles while I was there. Cover charge…

Mondays are very hit or miss here; sometimes one wonders if they should run some kind of promo to get more customers in and thus have more girls. Most of the veterans don't work Monday…

This place is great. One main stage with two side stages. The entire time I was there they had girls rotating on all stages. Yes its only a bikini club on the…

Went with a couple of friends, guys and girls. I was a bit skeptical about the quality of the inside and whole experience as the outside could use huge improvement. The food was decent and…

So its rather hard for me to do a review. I am going to be a little biased. I am a dancer at this establishment. However I have only been with this club a couple…

Well, a lot of plusses & minuses. The plusses include plenty of free parking, lots of security, very cheap drink specials (like $1.50 for a bottle of beer, as cheap as anywhere in Chicago),…

Chicago (area, close proximity to O'Hare) for 2 nights. Reviews seemed to place this club high on the list. I'd agree and disagree. Some particulars. Nice big well lit open parking…

Been to this place a handful of times and really have very little to complain about. The big plus at this place is the cheap drinks. Domestic bottles are less than 2 bucks and they…

Something that sets HB apart from other clubs is that many of the dancers are truly the 'girl next door' types as opposed to women that look like professional models or strippers. They don't have…

As far as money goes, it will go a long way. A bottle of beer is typically less than 2 dollars, you can get 5 dances for 50 dollars and you can get free food!…

This place is great for what it does...i stopped in here for lunch last week and had a good time. Any regular of HB's knows that the allure of this…

Went this time during lunch. it is actually not a bad option. decent prices, decent food and free entertainment. The girls are not as good looking as the ones in the evening but still had…

This visit was the best dancer quality I've ever seen here. A bunch of 7s-9s, mostly 7s and 8s. Not as many 5s and 6s as in past. Excellent one way contact on LDs as…

Went this past Saturday night as there were no good college football games on tv. We decided to go and kill a few hours before the Jon Jones fight. Not much has changed…

I've read so many different reviews about this place, most middle-of-the-road to "meh"...and personally I don't get it. It is by far your best bang for your buck, pun not intended. Or maybe…

Visited on a Saturday Night. This club in pretty large. Looks like it may have been converted from a small movie theater. There were several dancers working, around twenty. This is a bikini club, meaning…

I've been going here every couple of months for many years. Seen a lot of girls come and go and some of the classics that needed to go are finally gone. Almost all…