Reviews

Lunchtime visit around 1 p.m. FREE Parking in a pocked lot (gravel), $10 Cover to girl at the front got me a token for the turnstyle, and a wristband. (is this Disneyland ???) Bouncer checks…

Heavenly Bodies is worth a visit if you're in the area.

Pros: Attractive girls, nice personalities. The crowd is generally nice enough. Drinks and food are pretty cheap, and not bad. Free parking.

Cons: The…

This club is the best one on the west side of Chicago. It is hard to find good talent in the suburbs.

The silliest thing about this club is the strap thing they have to wear…

I'm usually going home by midnight, but this time I arrived about that time. The club was absolutely packed, and even finding a stool by the wall wasn't easy. I have a couple night time…

I visit this club a few times per year, when in town for business. There are hotels across the street so, I can enjoy the inexpensive drinks and stagger back to my room.…

Old club been around forever - still the same. Average dancers, no touching, free food, reasonably priced drinks. Was in town visiting friends. Use to live in Chicago so this was like…

I haven't been to HB for over 6 months so thought that I would check it out on the Friday before NY Eve. Arrived at about 7pm, paid the cover (not too unreasonable),…

This is more of a general overview and assessment of what I've gleemed over say my last 3 visits here and nearby clubs...

As I've said previously, I was making this a go to spot and…

With a major winter storm on the way, I figured I'd rather be stranded at the club than at home trying to get to the club. I had enough cash for an extended visit too,…

I hadn't been to HB in some time, around 5 years or so. We arrived a little past midnight on a Saturday night. It wasn't very crowded. Me and two friends found a table pretty…

I always have a good time at Heavenly Bodies. I arrived around 8pm on a recent Wednesday. Maybe 12 girls working the floor and there were about 20 patrons. I spent about 2 hours there…

I've been going to HB's for over 20 years. Usually have a pretty good time for a Chicago area club. It's not Vegas or Texas but, with some of my regulars I still…