Heavenly Bodies
Closed
1300 Elmhurst Rd
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Reviews
Submit a ReviewHaven't been to Heavenly Body for...
Haven't been to Heavenly Body for almost one year, so I decided to stop by on a Monday night. Overall, the quality of the dancers was good - no real lookers but several…
garye144
Mar 4, 2014, 12:00 AM
Came by last Thursday with a...
Came by last Thursday with a couple of friends. It had been a while since any of us had stopped by. A couple other friends had told us they went on a Thursday and had…
Jerry87
Feb 27, 2014, 12:00 AM
Stopped here after work on a...
Stopped here after work on a Saturday night with nothing else to do. Haven't been there in a couple years. Most of the girls there were pretty chill and most of them were…
tuscl
Feb 23, 2014, 12:00 AM
Stopped by on a Thursday at...
Stopped by on a Thursday at 7:00P. About 12 girls still around from day shift, and more customers than I would have expected for time of day.
A pretty good selection of friendly…
flatlander
Feb 22, 2014, 12:00 AM
Was in the area on business...
Was in the area on business and had some free time to enjoy myself before heading home. Looked around the web to find what was around and decided to try this club based on a…
ryguy99
Feb 19, 2014, 12:00 AM
Parking: Easy, with a large...
Parking: Easy, with a large parking lot.
Entry Cover Charge: $10.00
Club Atmosphere: Mid-level club in terms of layout and decor. Not a dive bar/club, but not a high-end…
MaxB
Feb 16, 2014, 12:00 AM
Afternoons can be very hit or...
Afternoons can be very hit or miss, but yesterday afternoon was a grand slam. Several dancers I know were working, and the place was fairly empty so I go to spend quality time without them…
rockstar666
Feb 12, 2014, 12:00 AM
It's been awhile since I've written...
It's been awhile since I've written a review on this place.. and I think I need to voice again how great this club is. I've been going to this club for a few years now,…
blphoto
Feb 6, 2014, 12:00 AM
Stopped into my local option on...
Stopped into my local option on a late Saturday afternoon/early evening after about a year absence. No changes in the club physically since I was last in and no change in the drink prices either…
beergut
Feb 5, 2014, 12:00 AM
Back to Heavenly Bodies again. ...
Back to Heavenly Bodies again. This time on a Friday night. It was snowing outside so the crowds were lighter which was great. Much easier to find a seat and find a…
RckHrd
Feb 5, 2014, 12:00 AM
This place isn't the classiest joint,...
This place isn't the classiest joint, but your dollar goes a long way. Topless dances in VIP and champagne room, and I think they start at $25. That's damn cheap in my book. I'd say…
SambaBlue
Feb 3, 2014, 12:00 AM
Blaa is all can say. ...
Blaa is all can say. Went Wednesday after work. Place looks nice and clean. Free non-alcoholic drinks (please tip your waitress). Think they had some free pizza also. Club had…
jthmq1
Jan 30, 2014, 12:00 AM
DO NOT WORK HERE!!! I REPEAT,...
DO NOT WORK HERE!!! I REPEAT, DO NOT WORK HERE. If you have been offered a job as a shot girl, then know that you HAVE to…
1 commentslast: 12 yrs ago(rockstar666)
tuscl
Jan 29, 2014, 12:00 AM
I have been here many times....
I have been here many times. Its an interesting blend of dancers - every country is represented and every type of dancer. recently it seems there are more and more of the shot…
icebowl
Jan 28, 2014, 12:00 AM
Found myself back in the area...
Found myself back in the area so I stopped in. The place was packed, but with guys not spending money. So the ladies were all pretty pissed and walking around angry!
The only…
Hornsnhalo
Jan 27, 2014, 12:00 AM
It's been a few years since...
It's been a few years since I had visited HB's and an opportunity to be in the area for a Saturday afternoon visit, propved to be quite interesting. They still have a grubby exterior and…
dennyspade
Jan 26, 2014, 12:00 AM
This my third visit, you just...
This my third visit, you just can't beat the value. Yes it is a $10 cover but only $1.50 a beer. You can get 5 dances for $50. Really is worth the…
tuscl
Jan 21, 2014, 12:00 AM
This place is huge. Its...
This place is huge. Its like a stripper warehouse. Right when you walk in there's a choice of a bunch of different high top tables. Drinks were dirt cheap, and they had…
semarema
Jan 16, 2014, 12:00 AM
Lots of new girls, and some...
Lots of new girls, and some talent amongst them! On average, new girls tend to be frumpy Eastern Europeans who either hustle you too much or are completely clueless. I talked to a few new…
1 commentslast: 12 yrs ago(Natalia)
rockstar666
Jan 13, 2014, 12:00 AM
I was at a concert and...
I was at a concert and my group decided we should hit a strip club before retiring for the night. Some hipster overheard us talking after the show and said, "Go to HB's!", so…
jwell4
Jan 6, 2014, 12:00 AM
Best time to come to this...
Best time to come to this club Wednesday or Thursday nights, not too crowded. Plus cheap beer, $1.50 for MGD. If you come on a Friday or Saturday night after 10:00 be prepared,…
jaldine2
Jan 6, 2014, 12:00 AM
For the area, this is the...
For the area, this is the best strip club. My ratings is based on that. I know I can go down to Skybox but that also means driving like 50 minutes to get there. It's…
Djturntable
Jan 4, 2014, 12:00 AM
Consistent. That pretty much sums it...
Consistent. That pretty much sums it up here. You can't touch the dancer so quality of the dance has restricted upside. Occasionally there will be a girl who breaks the rules. But dances are consistently…
danceinmylap
Dec 30, 2013, 12:00 AM
I knew about the free lunch...
I knew about the free lunch deal and finally decided to take advantage of it. Go to their website and print out a coupon for free entry at lunch time and you get an…
ehhhh
Dec 30, 2013, 12:00 AM
I was bored and it was...
I was bored and it was time to give HB another try. It was pretty much the same as my last visit. I forgot that I needed to bring a flag to get some of…
Lappinme2
Dec 20, 2013, 12:00 AM


