Reviews

I visited on a Friday around lunch time. There were quite a few ladies dancing but I didn't count them. Most were fairly attractive (5+) and a few very pretty (8-9). The…

I went to heavenly bodies on a Tuesday night. The outside of the club looks like an old factory. Plenty of parking spaces, well let, looks safe. The cover is around $10 I think but…

Second visit within last 2 weeks early evening/late afternoon, respectively. i like the fact tt they consider their "LUNCH SPECIAL" to go until 3:00 p.m. At $5 admission, and FREE Food items on the menu;…

After much cajoling and a failed attempt to go to Blackjacks, hit up the old HBs for some Monday night shenanigans with my drinking buddies. No changes in the club to report. A round of…

Went in last week and wanted to use the C/R but it was closed! Maybe they were cleaning out the rooms up there as a few had a bit of an odor last time I…

I love coming here, cheap drinks (1.50) beers, scantily clad women. I usually get 2-3 single dances, as u dont see any skin on stage, but u see nips in the dances. After I scope…

Cheap drinks, free food, decent looking women. Not bad right? Well the drinks are certainly cheap, $1.50 beers depending on what you get. I would stay away from the free food such…

I noticed there were a lot of new dancers from my last visit, and they were definitely an improvement. Lots of the more frumpy girls who were an unfortunately large percentage of the afternoon crew…

Found myself in Chicago for the day. Last time I was in town had very mixed results here at night. As this place was close by and open for lunch, I thought I'd give…

Another visit to Heavenly Bodies and another fun night. I can sum it up in one word, Diva. The long story is the place has three stages and plenty of girls making it…

My boss and I were in the area for a bi-annual trade show in the area. HB is our choice of club (over SCORES), because the girls are friendlier. Visited HB on 5-6-14,…

This was my first time on Saturday. Usually I have visited during the week, with it being much slower. It was well after midnight, about 2am. Definitely a heavy police presence outside on Saturdays so…

junk perhaps I am getting old.. but the last few times I have visited I have had fun.. but the score of the dancers has dropped in my eye. there are usually about 10 girls…

Thursday evening is a good time to go because there are usually some decent dancers then and you get more time with the ladies as the club isn't usually packed that night. The club itself…

This place is very nearby O'Hare Airport and is a cross between a bar and a SC. There are lots of TV's around with sports on and people just lounging around. It was pretty packed…

Second time visiting but had been a year. Staff is nice, cover charge on entry, can get a text or email for free entry. For some reason didn't come through on my phone. The downstairs…

Been avoiding HB's since a bad experience in the fall went back last Friday was pleasantly surprised. A lot of new girls and staff was much more professional than the norm for HB`s. People tend…

Typical Monday, meaning sparse crowd. There were plenty of dancers on duty but so many that they overwhelmed the customers. HB tends to have mostly "girl next door" type dancers in the afternoons, which is…

Oh, Heavenly Bodies. Living in the northwest burbs, this is my go-to strip joint primarily because of proximity. While it doesn't earn 10s in any categories for me, it does provide enough that I don't…

This club is a great place to go for a night out on the town. For $10 you get entrance into the club and a free meal and soda. If you are looking for…

it was my first time in chicago and didn't know what to expect. The place was easy to find. Good place to have an afternoon session . not to expensive for drinks and food. the…

Heavenly Bodies has a good mix of dancers, with a couple of real hotties thrown in. Like your typical club, the hotties seem to be preoccupied with regulars, while I got hit up by…

Was stuck at the Hilton in Chicago a couple of times while traveling through O'hare and thought that I would get out. The first time I was at this club it was awesome. The drink…

Hadn't been to this old staple in a while. Decided to visit since I had some time to kill. The setup is pretty simple. $10 bucks to get in with a smokin…

This is the closest one to Chicago, easy access from Airport. But only limited contact allowed. It is usually very busy on weekends, and parking lot is big but sometimes you have to go around…