Reviews

I have never had much better than a mediocre experience at any Chicago area club. Maybe being from east coast and not having spent much time in the area, or whatever but ended up work…

Wow, this club has a ton I mean a boatload of 8,9 and ten rated women. The food was great had pizza, had a bucket of beer special for 30.00 not bad and it…

I was in town on business with some colleagues and we decided to stop at Heavenly Bodes since it was the closest strip club to where we were staying near O'Hare.

We got there…

Stopped by at 4PM on a Thursday when I was in town for business. First time visitor, not a regular sc aficionado. Easy to find, plenty of parking. After paying for a token and fumbling…

The VIP rooms now have phones in them! I don't suppose you can call out, but if you want to order a drink you don't have to put your clothes back on (just kidding). Also,…

The girls were very chill, many of them with tattoos, had good customer service. The food is pretty good for a club and they have relatively cheap drinks. The weekends seem like the best…

Okay, so work brought me on another trip to Chicago (earlier this year, sorry for the late post) and I couldn't wait to get to HB. This time I was prepared and left my coat…

I've been here quite a few times as work takes me to the area frequently. Self parking (free) in a gravel lot. Cover is $10. Drinks are cheap - $1.50 domestics and during happy hour…

OK so I have visited this club atleast 20 times or more in the past year. My last visit was about 2 weeks ago before tonite. I stopped in around 9 to see what the…

Like most clubs, afternoons can be hit or miss. It looked like my last visit was going to be a miss, but I ended up having a great time with a tall thin blonde who…

Girls have changed over the years, not as aggressive as they use to be, Alot more choices now with the shot girls. Not as friendly as they use to be and lot more thicker girls…

I used to frequent this club back in the 90's... moved out of state and haven't been back since- till last night (a Tuesday evening) was driving on the 90... and remembered the exit I…