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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

review
published 7 yrs ago
A Good Club for the "Decent" Gentlement (and Ladies)!
reviewed by
MisterCookie

8.0

I was a bit skeptical about visiting this club because of all the unfavorable reviews it had garnered on the web. However, I realized that one of the biggest gripes that people had with the…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Tuesday night
reviewed by
redtop

7.0

Decided to stop in while passing through the area. $10 cover charge, but drinks were cheap and they have plenty of shot girls running around selling cheap shots. Overall the dancer quality was good. One…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Happy Hour
reviewed by
Slumperro

6.7

So 4 o'clock happy hour rolls around and I decide to stop in. Haven't been here in a couple years so I figured why not. Get a 1 dollar happy hour beer and 1 dollar…

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published 8 yrs ago
Tuesdays Are Slow
reviewed by
rockstar666

9.0

Unless you have a regular dancer who works Tuesday afternoons, it's not a very good day as the club is very empty and only a few girls are working. Most will be tied up with…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Hopefully this isn't what all Chicago-area clubs are like
reviewed by
jonsmith5288

5.3

I stopped by on a recent visit from the East coast, and I was surprised at how little you actually saw at this strip club. I didn't know that it was an apparent "bikini bar"…

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published 8 yrs ago
Worth a visit, good value on...
reviewed by
encoreeric

6.3

Worth a visit, good value on 5-song Champagne room samplers, expect to be watched

I stopped by around 6pm on a Wednesday. The club is in a warehouse/industrial area and has a gravel parking lot…

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published 8 yrs ago
Nice to visit, I wouldn't want to live there.
reviewed by
LGeorge

6.3

Went to the club on a weekday evening while out of town for work. Overall the club was in a decent part of town and seemed safe. Upon entry I was treated nicely, and given…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Professional, Friendly, and Cheap
reviewed by
ted_or_alive

10.0

I went at 5pm on a Wednesday. There were maybe 9-10 patrons and around 6-7 girls. They were wearing lingerie. They skill seemed okay, nothing too amazing.

Bouncer seemed friendly and I got a $1 corona…

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published 8 yrs ago
Monday visit
reviewed by
theiceman8

8.0

Had been to HB in the past and always had a good time. This trip was no different. Went on a Monday night and had great dances from several women. Cannot wear…

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published 8 yrs ago
Melanie
reviewed by
RckHrd

8.0

Stopped in to Heavenly Bodies on a Friday evening. Not much has changed, the beers are still super cheap and the eye candy is typically above average. This still remains a bikini club…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Monday, Monday
reviewed by
rockstar666

9.0

Mondays are always slow here, and with the I-90 exits closed for construction it might have made things even slower. Because I had a go-to dancer it didn't bother me in the slightest. I got…

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published 8 yrs ago
Good bang for your buck, inconsistent
reviewed by
chitowndude

9.0

This place has cheap drinks, free food, and average dances and dancers. You can find discounted cover passes on their various social media accounts. on weekends their parking lot gets very packed so be…