Reviews

I visited Chicago and stayed nearby O'Hare airport. This club is close to the airport. I went there lunch time. I did print out free pass from their website. So, it was free cover. The cover came…

Lots of new faces which isn't unusual. HB tends to hire the 'girl next door' types and the new girls were no exception. Not as many tats as usual, but that will change if they…

Went in Wednesday afternoon and had a free/cheap burger and a beer. There were probably more girls than guys until a few more stragglers starting coming in. Most of the girls were cute and friendly…

I went here for lunch and was surprised st how good the food actually was. There were a decent number of girls working and at least half of them were good looking. No…

Had some time to kill so I returned to hb's. Didn't get anything to drink besides seltzer water so I can't comment on the drinks. I hung out for about an hour before…

A tale of "two titties" on my visit to Chicago. Spent the previous night at PoleKatz, way overpriced/ bad neighborhood, etc. Went in on my other night in town and a much…

Another solid visit to Heavenly Bodies. Here is the run down. $1.50 beers, free food, 2 dances for $25 or 5 for $50. A good value all the way around. There…

Decent club with discrete parking. Lots of cute girls that are very eager to make a dollar. I think every single one of them asked me for a dance in the first 15…

Went in Friday afternoon after a long time being away. I saw some old familiar faces who returned from the missing, which was wonderful. I wish I had brought more money to spread around. The…

I have been going to heavenly bodies for many years. And I would love to be more positive about it but in the last year the quality of the dancers has dropped like a…

If you're short on cash and want to have a good time at a strip club, welcome to Heavenly Bodies. Nothing beats the price of beer and drinks for $1.50 each, as well as $25…

Starting with the location and layout of the club. This club is located very close to O'hare so if you are a traveler this is definitely a place worth checking out. There is lit parking…

I'm really on the fence about this place and the direction that it is going. I've been to Heavenly Bodies about 5 times over the years. The place has never had a really nice interior…

Personally I think this is a great club for the value! Cover very reasonable. Drinks are the least expensive I have seen at any club. Food, while not necessarily gormet, is free! It is not bad though.…

Had some time to kill in the area. I've been to HB's before but not since the interior had a renovation. The parking lot and the exterior still leaves a lot to be…

This was my second visit to Heavenly Bodies. I have to say, you really can't beat the prices at this place. There was a $10 cover which is very reasonable. I was…

Stopped in today for lunch. Good lunch value here, free food and cheap beer. They had about 7 or 8 girls working and all of them cute and good looking. Tipped a petite little spinner…

The place was packed, similar to any bar on a Saturday night. There were plenty of girls all over the place. I would say a good variety of sizes and looks. There were a few…

Came by on a friday night, it was late after 1pm. Parking lot was packed, I found a spot and was approached by a bouncer and told I couldn't park there, that particular area was…

Heavenly Bodies has a lot going for it in my book - opens early, isn't somewhere on the distant south side, and is reasonably priced (and free lunch!). <br> <br> The girls are a mix, in…

It's been a while since I've been to this club. Many of the old dancers are all now gone, however the shot girls seem to be of higher quality than the actual dancers. Sad.…

Ah, Heavenly Bodies. A hidden gem in Chicago's Suburbs. I seem to end up that direction with a buddy who lives in the area every few months.<br> <br> The building does look very industrial from…

I don't usually go in the evenings but I found myself in the club last week about 8 PM. I found in general the evening dancers are a step up from the afternoon group, although…

This has always been a place I keep coming back too. Looks horrible from the outside but it gets better inside. The parking lot is a decent size and well lit. <br> <br> After paying my 10…

I wanted to check out HBs because of recommendation from my friend. Went on thursday evening, the place wasnt very crowded and there were some decent number of girls on the floor. The overall girl…