Reviews

Context: I was in KW, on business. I stopped in here on a Wednesday evening after an earlier visit to Duval St. I arrive at about 10p and promptly left after 4 songs. Cliff notes version…

About every six months I am in the Tampa/St Pete area. It’s 300 + miles to get there so that’s the reason for the infrequent visits. I always…

This place makes you feel like a local! I went on a Tuesday and there were tons of ladies working. There were all types and all sizes, several Latinas and Eastern Europeans. However, all the…

Was in Key West for the first time in 6 months last week and went to Bare Assets on Monday and Wednesday nights. I was a semi regular here back in 2019 when I travelled…

Living in Fort Lauderdale, at least part-time, I am lucky to have Hallendale/North Miami clubs a bit to the south and Pompano clubs just north. Still, sometimes I get the urge for the multifaceted pleasures…

I visited Bare Assets Key West on Monday March 2, 2020 from about 8:45 to 9:45 pm. The club is on Truman Ave about half a mile from Duval St. It was an easy…

Bare Assets is about half a mile from the busy Duval Street. It's not a long walk, and there are couple of stores/restaurants along the way. They actually have a parking lot, unlike anywhere on…

I was in the keys and decided to make a early evening visit to this club. I had been here years ago but my memory of that trip was kind of fuzzy so I needed…

$10 or less cover, $6 beers, $20 lap dances per song, $100 3-song full-nude Blue Diamond Room, and $250 20-minute VIP. Nice relaxed atmosphere on weeknights. I visited several times throughout the summer, but only weeknights.…

In Key West on vacation and went to Bare Assets on Sunday Feb 10, 2019 from about 9;45 to 11:15 pm. It’s on Truman Ave about half a mile from Duval St. There…

I arrived a few minutes before 7pm, no cover at that hour. (Sign at the door says $10 after 8pm). I ordered a rum-n-coke and the bartender said it was 2-for-1 before 7pm,…

For Key West Bare Assets is by far the best club. I arrived at 430 pm. The place opens at 4pm and walked in without a cover charge. Easy parking out front-- right…

During the summer of 2016 I traveled to Key West for a bachelor party. We were there for 3 nights, and naturally, we wanted to check out one of the local strip clubs.…

this club is the best on the island! beautiful girls, good vibes and music. my hubby and i came in with $500 and left with negative accounts. the girls work hard and it is a…

Location: BA is on Truman Ave, several blocks from Duval St. It’s far enough away from the ‘downtown’ core of KW that I wouldn’t want to walk it from ‘downtown.’ The main drag…

As I first drove into Key West, Bare Assets was the first club I encountered. It is about half a mile from Duval Street and in kind of a quiet area. There was no fee…

Took Wifey there for her birthday (her request!) on an overnight trip to Key West. We werent paying much attention to time and arrived barely fifteen minutes after opening. There was no cover at this…

went here because our hotel was near here. It is far away from Duval. but no too far the cub is nice and the atmosphere is good clean and safe. 2 stages…

I've been to a lot of strip clubs over the years. Mainly bachelor parties, hanging with friends and things like that but Teasers is without a doubt, the best! My wife and I were looking…

A week ago I stopped by Bare Assets on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday nights at about 9:30. The club was within walking distance from my motel so after the wife went to bed, I…

After reading all the reviews, it seemed like Bare Assets was the sole place in town to try out. I visited early evening on a weeknight. Paid no cover and walked into a relatively quiet…

My husband and myself were told that is was one of the best strip clubs in key west by a taxi driver. I was not impressed. Yes they have VIP areas that you paid just…

I went after striking out at the more touristy clubs on main drag. This club was not busy, so i garnered most of the attention. The club had a round stage, a short bar and…

Went to Bare Assets last week with a bachelor party crew. Paid for bottle service & received 2 booths and 2 bottles, pretty decent prices. Definitely worth the $ as we got the most attention…

Ok, so this place is off the beaten track of touristy Duvall street. Not super busy but most of the clientele were obviously locals. Good quality women who came down from Miami for…