Not bad

For Key West Bare Assets is by far the best club. I arrived at 430 pm. The place opens at 4pm and walked in without a cover charge. Easy parking out front-- right off of Rt 1. Other clubs in town-- not so easy to park. The other clubs up on Duval street are for the Cruise ships and tourists. There were 4 customers and around 6 dancers on duty. Two were very attractive white girls. One small and thin and the other tall and thick (both Europeans). Others were available for those with other tastes-- I'm not judging. As you enter you are confronted with a long bar and lots of seats.

The stage sits in front of the bar-- lots of tables and chairs. The place is very smoky (allowed inside). You will have to bring another set of clothes if you don't want to get busted by the significant other for being someplace smokey--ha. The ladies do three dances and strip down to bare assets. The dancers weren't pushy-- which was nice. I made eye contact with one dancer who caught my fancy and she came over. It was nice that the dancers weren't hung up on locals like they are in so many clubs I've visited. They have private VIP which is expensive and a three dance for a hundred bucks in a semi-private room. A bench with other dudes and dancers.

My dancer and I were alone for the dance though. They get completely naked here and do the spinning grind on you. My dancer was tame--no hint of extras or touching me. There is another private area where you get dances for 20 bucks each and it is topless. I suspect few if any extras are available. But in the 100 buck area I was allowed touch-- but just not the assets below the waist in the front-- the ass was fair game. Sad to think this club would be a ten in most states outside of Florida-- but here in the sunshine state it is a 7 at best. Tampa and Cape Canaveral are better as is clubs in Pompano beach. Alas, when I make my annual pilgrimage to Key West I'll stop off here for a quick visit.